GNU GPL

GNU => God's Non-profit Undertaking
GPL => Great Prosperity & Luck
The GPL is one of the many great projects of the GNU towards the betterment of mankind. The GNU is the basis for much of the good in the software we live in today, and the GPL is means by which this goodness permeates our lives, bringing only prosperity and good luck to everything blessed by the GPL license. Together, they form a holy unison which we simply call, "GNU GPL."
by Bad C dev May 17, 2022
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No hablo espanol

Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!
Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!
by Bad C dev July 26, 2021
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The pizza is ready

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.
Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*
by Bad C dev October 15, 2021
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neck snap

When you fling your body forwards but your head doesn't cooperate. In order for something to be a true neck snap, the actual snap must be accompanied by an audible popping sound.
Dude!, that car accident gave me a total neck snap!

That bitch tossed me around the bed and gave me a really bad neck snap.

That wooden roller coaster ride gave me the neck snap! My neck has been sore for weeks.

That old guy tripped on the sidewalk and popped a disk. What a neck snap!
by Bad C dev March 10, 2022
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xzd

A Chinese herbal medicine named xuefu zhuyu decoction.
The cardioprotective role of xuefu zhuyu decoction (XZD), a well-known classical herbal formula, has been documented for hypertension treatment recently. This study aims to summarize the efficacy and safety of XZD in treating hypertension.Seven databases were searched to identify randomized controlled trials evaluating the efficacy of XZD in hypertensive patients. Fifteen studies involving 1364 hypertensive patients were included. All studies compared XZD and antihypertensive drugs with antihypertensive drugs used alone.In all, 15 studies reported significant effects of XZD for lowering blood pressure compared with the control group (P < 0.05), and 7 studies reported significant effects of XZD for improving symptoms compared with the control group (P < 0.00001). Meanwhile, studies reported XZD was more efficacious than antihypertensive drugs in improving total cholesterol, triglycerides, low-density lipoprotein cholesterol, homocysteine, hemorheology, carotid intima-media thickness, and left ventricular mass index (P < 0.05). No severe adverse event was reported.This meta-analysis provides evidence that XZD is beneficial for hypertension. Although concerns regarding selective bias and methodologic flaws were raised, our findings suggests XZD as a new candidate cardioprotective drug for hypertension, which should be given priority for future preclinical and clinical studies.
by Bad C dev October 08, 2021
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UC Canvas

The FIRST fuckshow in the history of the University of Cincinnati that produced a good result in the end.
Hooray for UC Canvas! It’s AGPL software, which is the best kind of software.
by Bad C dev March 06, 2021
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libuv

No nothing finer than a cross-platform asynchronous I/O library written in C and designed to interface intimately with the V8 engine.
What turns you on?

libuv gets me hard, bro.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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