Definitions by Bad Beth and Beyond
evacuation fatigue
The physical and psychological weariness that comes from multiple emergency evacuations, such as from six hurricanes hitting the gulf coast in a single season.
“You need to get yourselves up here now!”
“Thank you, but we’re not even in the hurricane’s path anymore, and we have too much evacuation fatigue to spend sixteen hours behind the wheel.”
“Thank you, but we’re not even in the hurricane’s path anymore, and we have too much evacuation fatigue to spend sixteen hours behind the wheel.”
evacuation fatigue by Bad Beth and Beyond October 9, 2020
angel retentive
A trait in which people are so holier-than-thou, they can’t endure soiling their hands with anything that falls outside their fanatical religious beliefs.
“Wow, that preacher dude wouldn’t even touch my band’s CD because the cover was red and black, which he says are the colors of Satan!
“You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”
“You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”
angel retentive by Bad Beth and Beyond July 4, 2020
erevnope
To deliberately seek out a stranger’s social media profile for the sole intention of blocking that person as a preventative measure. Portmanteau of the Greek “erevnó” for investigate and “nope.”
Did you see that twatwaffle’s racist rant on Tommy’s page? I had to erevnope him before he could troll me next.
erevnope by Bad Beth and Beyond July 1, 2020
Parannoya
I could barely stomach reading that post about how vaccines cause the earth to flatten, and now I’m just wound up with parannoya.
Parannoya by Bad Beth and Beyond April 29, 2020
hurrisplain
(verb) to give unsolicited advice to a resident of a high-risk area for hurricanes, especially while said weather is impending or happening. This is most often perpetrated by individuals who have had no experience with said weather themselves.
“Don’t forget to keep three days’ worth of fresh water, and make sure to evacuate if necessary...”
“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”
“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”
hurrisplain by Bad Beth and Beyond July 16, 2019
Blarmey
Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.
(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.
(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.
1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”
2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”
2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”
Blarmey by Bad Beth and Beyond July 13, 2019