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A vaginal fart which blows off the sausage roll crumbs which have landed on a camel toe.
Sally dropped a crumbshifter just before she was called in for her job interview as the Greggs sausage roll had made a real mess of her ski pants.
by Babashanti December 20, 2019

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What happens when the top French karate expert gets diahorrea
Man that foie gras went through me I feel like Loose Brie
by Babashanti April 20, 2018

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