hurtbag

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object

1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."

by Brian September 02, 2004

Reidsy

Getting so mad that you beat the shit out of someone.

The act of beating the shit out of someone unmercifully

Don't mess with me bitch or I'll go Reidsy on you

by Brian October 13, 2004

AAA

The smallest breasts possible.

Similarily; double AA batteries are small. Triple AAA batteries are smaller. Do yourself a favor and go buy your wifey some D batteries.

by Brian June 17, 2005

Bapudi

Bapudi is the crystallized consciousness of Hegelian Mind, embodied through the creative excretions of an underground collective with operatives all over the United States. Privately funded, Bapudi represents one of the last schools of independent thought and action not yet assimilated into True Being. Inchoate and ever-flowing, Bapudi will knock your boots off.

Bapudi.com is the official homepage to Bapudi activities, gatherings, and happenings this side of the Peiking Delta.

by Brian December 11, 2003

Hotdog Down a Hallway

Being screwed by your professor so many times that failing grades no longer seem to affect you.

Brian: Yo Jason, how was the midterm?

Jason: FUCK IT! Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

by Brian April 06, 2004

WRX

World Rally Cross, fast Japanese car built by Fuji Heavy Industries. Uses Special products company STI for high performance models, to the pinnicale of Subaru design, the STi 22B

the WRX STI 22B is illegal in some states to due to its enormous Power/weight Ratio.

by Brian October 08, 2004

return (noun)

The ability to view a woman's bosom from a position laterally and behind her (135 degrees).

In spite of being rather skinny, she posessed exceptional return.

by Brian January 23, 2004