BRian's definitions

cock craving

Cock craving; and emotional state of desire that a woman feels for action from a man

Jessica: Man, I've got a major cock craving for Matt
Sally: Oh, I know what you mean, I wanna bang him

by Brian September 25, 2006

Classic Rock

Greatest genre of music every, when used in a broader sennse to include some hair bands and 80's metal. This means you can count Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Gn'R, Pink Floyd and such, but also bands like Motley Crue, Metallica, Iron Maiden, and Judas Priest.

oh wait, everyone's forgotten THE WHO. Which is odd, since they're as great as all the other bands listed here. Put on Who's Next or Tommy and you'll be reminded.

by Brian July 26, 2005

Clever Butcher

One who sneaks the meat in the backdoor. Used as wisecrack/cutdown between more than a serious description or out of anger.

You clever butcher you

by Brian February 5, 2004

philippeeno

A guy who can't urinate.

I didn't know you were a philippeeno!

by Brian April 23, 2005

tmar

=tomorrow

I will see you ass tmar.

by Brian April 24, 2003

BUTTER COOKIES

Derived from butterface. Female gender who is good looking but is genetically given ugly cookies (tip of nipple).

I saw that girl naked at Mardi Gras... buttercookies unfortunately.

by Brian March 6, 2005

blue bombaroo

well really it just like skiing but instead four people are involved, yes, that is correct, three dudes, preferably wingmen, and on hot semi classy girl. this semi classy girl gives the two men who are small in the pants hand jobs but gives the larger man head. its good fun and the girl only needs to be semi drunk.

dude, there is only one hot girl on this retreat that will give us action. but there is three of us.

lets get a blue bombaroo.

SWEET

well i am 8inches so she will suck my cock.

well we will take what we can get.

by brian May 13, 2005