BRian's definitions

Land Barge

A very large, old, American car, usually a Cadillac or Lincoln.

syn.-land yaht

"Did you see Fred's car?"
"Yeah, what a land barge!"

by Brian January 21, 2004

jaja

jaja is a rarely used word; it is only used by a select few. basically it is jamaican expletive slang for shit

holy jaja!!

i hafta go jaja really bad!

by Brian April 16, 2004

in god we trust

for some reason, this phrase can be found on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.

guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"

guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?

guy 1: hey! thats right

guy 2: its fucked up too...

by brian December 28, 2005

chupacabara

or "goat sucker" is a small animal said to be unknown to science and systemically killing animals in places like Puerto Rico and Mexico. In reality, it is most certainly a fictional creature with vampire like tendencies and an appearance on an episode of the TV show, SeaLab 2021.

The hunter became the hunted when the chupacabra picked up his human scent.

by brian April 11, 2005

carpetbagger

1. One who is somewhere they do not belong.
2. One who moved South after the Civil War to get rich. They take over all jobs, land, money, offices, and tell everyone how to live.
3. My neighbors. See "soccer mom" and "yuppie."

The carpet baggers say we can't say "black" anymore because it's PC.

by Brian November 27, 2003

global struggle against extremism

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.

Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!

by Brian August 29, 2005

Graves Disease

The syndrome that impairs one's judgement and makes one lose sight of friends and caring about them or ever having any desire to hang out with them.

Graves has Graves disease.

by Brian August 9, 2004