BRian's definitions
A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.
“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”
by Brian September 8, 2006

One who has a business in fizzleing and trizzleing"duh yo retard" Shout out to my homies at orrville Oh
by Brian April 11, 2005

uhh... regarding Eric's definition, Belmont's not that hard. I go to Carlmont, and yes, "Dangerous Minds" was based on the school, but focused on the problem created (that still exists) by the EPA kids bussed in from 'da hood. But the current principal hella cleaned the school up, and now its not as bad (some drugs and wannabe gangs, but I'm pretty sure its still one of the better SUHSD schools)
What I'm trying to say is its not the Belmont kids that make Crackmont hard, its the EPA kids. Belmont's just a mostly white-populated city of about 25,ooo people, a lot like San Carlos but with crappier elementary and middle schools, and a smaller population.
What I'm trying to say is its not the Belmont kids that make Crackmont hard, its the EPA kids. Belmont's just a mostly white-populated city of about 25,ooo people, a lot like San Carlos but with crappier elementary and middle schools, and a smaller population.
by brian September 28, 2006

by Brian October 14, 2003

by Brian October 5, 2004

A small, light Cornflake-like dried bugger that falls from the nose and floats effortlessly to the ground.
by Brian April 15, 2003
