BRANDON's definitions

queff

when a girl is having sex and farts out of her cunt

i was having sex last nihgt and she queffed all over me

by Brandon February 21, 2005

noodle

A person who wiggles in all ways when they walk;specifically when they march.

Noodle Goldsmith is my example.

by brandon May 13, 2005

doubley

twice as many without saying double

first we had to go to the assembly now we have to go back to class!! this day is doublely gay.

by brandon December 27, 2004

Blitzoff

The act of BLitzing off. Or to tell somone to "Blitz off", an invented word inspired by playing too much blitzball of ff10

Hey Mandy, Blitzoff!

by Brandon November 12, 2003

douche bag

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.

hey general jackson, you are being a real douche baggus maximus.

by Brandon November 10, 2003

anchorman

best demoman to ever touch a mouse

anchorman is the greatest demoman to ever touch a mouse, always has been, always will be.

by brandon April 17, 2004

chode

a short and fat shaft on a penis.

tyler jones is a chode

by brandon November 11, 2003