FT

To have elephantitus of the entire body except for the eyes.

Dang that bitch is friggin' Huge. I've decided to call her FT.

by bob March 20, 2005

squog

a person who looks like a mix between a dog and squid.

by bob September 08, 2003

Nina

Another word for a vagina, uncomon to use but great when you dont want other people to know what you are talking about

"Hey! Dont touch my nina!" or "Do you prefere sex in the rectom or the nina?"

by bob May 13, 2005

flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.

Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.

by Bob November 30, 2004

tarzan

The coolest guy to ever grace the earth. Used to discribe a very cool person or incredibly talented person. A mastergamer term.

Wow that person has some Tarzan skill.

by Bob April 29, 2003

road rules

One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.

Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."

by Bob July 23, 2003

Kwiyamah

Sexual relations with a hippo

That girl kwiyamahed Humphrey!

by Bob November 08, 2004