Definitions by BJ Bruce

Beer Muster 

A get together designed to build morale and courage through intake of heroic amounts of alcoholic beverages, primarily beer.

May or may not have been done in WWII by your grandpa. If he did, it was 2.5% alcohol 8oz beer cans, and he only had 2- but he felt invincible afterwards.

What time is beer muster? No, seriously- we can't figure out...

Beer Muster by Bj Bruce March 7, 2012

tapout 

A clothing and accessory company for impotent white trash inland empire douchefags that get very aggressive when they have their "posse" to back them up.

Tapout is the new srh, which was the new metal milisha.

tapout by BJ Bruce March 5, 2009

fun soda

Beer or malt liquor.

Im rolling over to Mr. Mike's house to have a few fun sodas tonight.

fun soda by BJ BRUCE October 1, 2007

LaCoste Intolerant 

Someone who hates preppies.

You wanna go down to this bar in Irvine?

No thanks, Im LaCoste Intolerant, and just being in the presence of preppies makes me get farty and bloated.

LaCoste Intolerant by BJ Bruce August 7, 2007

nigfoolery 

Tomfoolery by an uncle Tom. Or buying something expensive when your means do not justify such a purchase.

My friend Fred bought a 60" Plasma for his 8 x 10 living room- thats some nigfoolery.

nigfoolery by BJ Bruce November 3, 2006