BILLY's definitions

wibbly wobbley

A definition from the North-East of England, descibing a small in stature, plump, scottish middle to old age men. Normally economic immigrant into the North East England.

A Wibbly wobbley is a scottish Umpa Lumpa without the purple face

by Billy June 19, 2006

fauxhawk

A term used to indentify individuals who pretend they are aboriginal in order to get tax-free cigarettes, gasoline and, better access to government grants for art and cultural projects.

Ojibwee my ass. He's a fauxhawk with a lame script.

by Billy April 24, 2005

Shamtanical

a nother word for kick ass sweetness.

or another word for ridiculously freaking awesome.

Dude! that was so shamtanical.

by billy September 19, 2004

yugioh

Show about kid who is possessed by a spirit (his other self) and kills people who piss him off.

d00d i'll get yugioh on ur ass if you dont shut up

by Billy June 22, 2003

Double Dunk

A sexual act where one person deficates into another person's anus, then the reciever then deficates into the original peron's mouth and then eats it.

I want you to give me a double dunk!

by Billy March 7, 2005

cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.

Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."

by Billy December 31, 2003

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002