When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face
by BIG G! November 05, 2007

When you shit on someones face and in their mouth, to the point of where they can no longer breathe, you get bonus points if it dries up to give the real effects of a mummy
by BIG G! November 05, 2007

When you spread you ass cheeks and pieces or smudges of shit are spread all over your asshole and the surrounding area of your asshole
by BIG G! November 05, 2007

by BIG G! November 05, 2007
