curses

An old-time non-offensive swear word, much like gosh, sugar and struth. Used in frustration.
Curses! My telephone is talking again!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003
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banner ads

Useless, annoying SHIT. No one clicks them, and they ruin a webpage's template. Still not as bad as pop-up ads and pop-under ads.
The Banner Ads were invented by one of those hated internet individuals who create things for ease-of-use advertising. Bastard.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 12, 2003
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xylophone

A word used to confuse little children in the spelling of it, although spelling such a word is extremely easy.
<KindyGartener> Zila-what?
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003
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hore

A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).
"I issa hore - gizza munny pleez and I gizza sex"
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 05, 2003
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Dr. Pepper

Never sold well within the Australian territory because no one bought it. The fact was, it tasted like medicine that someone pissed in.
I never tried it, because it was only around for like a year when I was 8 years old. Then they sent that shit back to Taiwan or wherever they keep their factory slaves. Although I haven't tasted it, I know many who have. Their experiences haunt them...
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003
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Chafe

My pants are chafing me!
by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003
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