by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

"Help me! That damn car dealership sold me one of those cars that bounce! My stockings are falling! My stockings are falling!" - Old woman
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.
by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.
2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.
2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.
"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

1) To improve something retarded, making it more retarded (See uptarded)
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

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by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003
