BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.

"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

404

The white space with the black writing you receive when the page you want won't come to you 'cause the page you are looking for really isn't there 'cause it don't exist, causing frustration and jumping around like an assclown.

Angelfire's 404 page think they're so god damn funny. BUT THEY'RE NOT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

i have no words to use so...

html doesn't work you fag.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

T'ree-fi'ty

Three dollars and fifty cents. Generally used to distract the Loch Ness Monster.

That damn Loch Ness Monster, he wants to come and get my t'ree-fi'ty!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

fo' shizzle my wizzle

For sure, my wigga.
(Certainly, my white counterpart)

Nathan: Let's be off to purchase goods.
Vincent: Fo' shizzle my wizzle!
Nathan: I beg your pardon?

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 12, 2003

shithouse

Something unpleasurable. See annoying, boring, horrible, sad, gay.

This game is shithouse.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003