Spongebob Dodecahedronpants

Any person wearing pants shaped like a 12-sided polyhedron.

"I freaked out my mom with my dodecahedronpants. "

"Some guy asked for my autograph when I was wearing my dodecahedronpants because he thought I was Chris Farley."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

buttlace

1. A male who enjoys rapping himself around other mens buttcheeks.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.

1. Whattup, buttlace, you got them burnt discs fo' my calculating machine?
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 03, 2003

sucktard

A person who is mentally retarded from sucking so much penis, frequently suffering from brain-freeze-of-cum, kinda like the brain-freeze you get with eating ice cream, but instead the brain-freeze is gotten from sucking dick.

That dyke beza sucktard, fo shizzle. Lets rizzle ma wizzle, nizzle, or I'll kizzle you, wizzle.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

propaganda

Organised lies and filth collected, gathered and sorted by the government to throw at the public verbally.

Just click my name, look at my word definitions and bathe in the propaganda!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

cloves

Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.

<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

hello shitty

What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.

<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

SMSer

Those trendie faggots invading the population of schools, spending their days fiddling with their mobile phones, messaging each other with such messages as 'wot u doin' and 'fuk ura mom LOLZ'. They never call anyone because they have no one to call, or think they're 'too cool for school' so they only SMS each other and get the giggles when they see the responce.

I don't have a mobile phone, and I am proud. I don't wanna turn into a testicle-brained cheese-case. And, besides, I'd spend too much money because I refuse to 'tok lyk dis'.

<SMSer1> *messaging* wot is doin?
<SMSer2> *replying* msging u!!
<SMSer1> *replying* LOLZ!
<SMSer2> *replying* i no i am da funyest.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 19, 2003