BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

floccinaucinihilipilification

Longer than antidisestablishmentarianism, and therefore special.

Look at me! I am floccinaucinihilipilification! I am so special on this day.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 30, 2003

McLife

What you McLive if you have a McDonalds McFetish.

McBilly's McLife revolved around McDonalds.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

linux\

What happens when you type 'linux' and hit Enter, accidently striking the back-slash key as well.

yuo sux0r at teh intarwebz0r!11 i am tehmaster of teh linux\

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

pornfolio

1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.

2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.

"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

Electronics Boutique

A great resource of games, game guides, computer hardware + software and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards (which suck by the way didn't you know you should know.)

Electronics Boutique at Hurstville is very small.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

electricity

What I invented, along with the question mark.

I invented electricity! Ben Franklin is the devil!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003