Definitions by BAM!

bamified 

to be joked or ridiculed by somebody named Brett.

Yo, you just got yo ass bamified!

bamified by BAM! November 18, 2004

bacon strips

The outer folds of skin covering a woman's vaginal lips.

"I scrambled my eggs all over her bacon strips", or "She's fairly experienced, those bacons strips are hanging pretty low"

bacon strips by bam! October 24, 2003

furrburger 

A vagina that has not been trimmed of pubic hair in years. Popular in the late 1960's and early 1970's.

I ate her furrburger last night, and I woke up coughing up hairballs.

furrburger by bam! October 24, 2003

organic dildo

A dildo made of flesh and blood, attached to a person of the male sex.

Mary's vibrator wasn't doing the job, so after dinner, I let her use my organic dildo.

organic dildo by bam! October 24, 2003

clashing clams 

The process in which two lesbian or bisexual females rub their nude vaginas together to achieve stimulation.

I caught Jessica and Rebecca clashing clams in their dorm room, so I offered them my organic dildo. We all had a good time after that!

clashing clams by bam! October 24, 2003