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A psuedo flasher is someone who wears their nasty flesh coloured panties out of necessity (it's laundry day, all their other underwear was burnt in a house fire, etc) and the fly on their jeans is wide open. Usually they don't realize this for hours. Upon realization, the psuedo flasher can a)see the hilarity of the situation or b)be completely humilated and move to a different city/country/planet. Ideally a pseudo flasher would feel mildly horrified but mostly pleased.
Cheryl: Man, I was walking around the park all day long, I didn't realize I was being a psuedo flasher until I got home last night.
Jane: It's a hard knock life.
Jane: It's a hard knock life.
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad February 21, 2011
Get the Psuedo Flashermug. The female counterpart to the mullet. They are somewhat more rare than the mullet, and inspire so much more awe. Also in most cases, they arouse wild desire. The femullet can often be seen hanging around the local McDonald's, buying every item off of the Dollar Menu. It is highly common to see a femullet with back boobs.
A femullet can't contain her raw sexuality, so naturally, her hair becomes a conduit. Any sexual partner of the femullet receives infinitely more release and gratification than a normal woman can ever hope of giving. Some cultures revere the femullet's power of fertility.
If you manage to snip off some of the femullet's hair, burn it and inhale the fumes, it is said to have an aphrodesiac effect.
A femullet can't contain her raw sexuality, so naturally, her hair becomes a conduit. Any sexual partner of the femullet receives infinitely more release and gratification than a normal woman can ever hope of giving. Some cultures revere the femullet's power of fertility.
If you manage to snip off some of the femullet's hair, burn it and inhale the fumes, it is said to have an aphrodesiac effect.
Darrel: Man, that is one wicked old femullet over there.
Ellyse: Yeah, she bought like 20 egg McMuffins and now she's just scarfin'. Niiice.
Ellyse: Yeah, she bought like 20 egg McMuffins and now she's just scarfin'. Niiice.
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad November 22, 2009
Get the Femulletmug. Sometimes an individual is so fat that the rolls of fat on their back become strange, breast-like appendages. They have a bizarre, hypnotic power. Even though you are mildy repulsed, it is hard to look away once you see a real pair of beauties jiggling like there's no tomorrow on someone's back.
1. Cheryl: Man, check out the back boobs on that femullet! Those have got to be double D's.
Brigid: At least!
2. Jenna: Thank GOD I don't have back boobs!
Cheryl: ...YET!
Brigid: At least!
2. Jenna: Thank GOD I don't have back boobs!
Cheryl: ...YET!
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad November 22, 2009
Get the Back Boobsmug. by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad June 29, 2010
Get the Hard Hacnemug. Sloan: Hey, can I have a Bah-dja Fah-dji-tah, please?
Taco Time employee: Umm...do you mean Baja Fajita?
Sloan: No, I mean a fucking Bah-dja Fah-dji-tah.
Taco Time employee: Uh...ok, that'll be $2.96.
Taco Time employee: Umm...do you mean Baja Fajita?
Sloan: No, I mean a fucking Bah-dja Fah-dji-tah.
Taco Time employee: Uh...ok, that'll be $2.96.
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad April 22, 2009
Get the Bah-dja Fah-dji-tahmug. The red, raw area around your mouth that comes from making out with someone who has lots of facial hair. Some people consider it to be a badge of honor. It's been acknowledged in some scientific communities that Road Rash was once a sign of nobility.
Cheryl: Kenneth gave me some serious Road Rash last night. It feels like his beard peeled 25 layers of skin off of my face. Awwwww'right.
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad January 4, 2011
Get the Road Rashmug. 1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.
2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.
2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.
Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.
1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"
2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"
1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"
2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009
Get the Piss Pleasantriesmug.