B.J. Morley's definitions

Julio

An illegal immigrant of Hispanic heritage.

I need to go down to The Home Depot and pick up a load of julio's to clean up my yard!

by B.J. Morley April 16, 2007

weeny benders

Men's cotton underwear briefs.

Man, these weeny benders are crampin' my style!

by B.J. Morley April 16, 2007

sympathy

A word in the dictionary which falls alphabetically between the words shit and syphillis.

You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

by B.J. Morley April 10, 2007

clitorox

The residue remaining on the sheets after sexual intercourse.

Man, your sheets smell like clitorox!

by B.J. Morley April 15, 2007