Definitions by B. Ricky

the mississippi state

a three-way sexual act in which the man poops into a cowbell, then hands it to the woman to do the same. the man dips his schlong into the cowbell, fully coating it in feces. he then sticks the cowbell up his anus, handle first, at which point another man comes up from behind and begins having sex with the cowbell while the other man has sex with the female partner. the first finisher chugs the contents of the cowbell.

“I heard they’re running the mississippi state in mckee hall”
“I haven’t showered since doing the mississippi state last night.”

the mississippi state by B. Ricky November 5, 2025

Brooks 

Verb; (to brooks) When a person named Brooks does wild brooks things, like flailing their arms around aimlessly.

“Bro why is Brooks being so strange? His drawings are freaking me out!”
“Brooks is gonna brooks”

Brooks by B. Ricky April 7, 2021

Officce

That thing you say when you have fat fingers and texting is difficult

“I have fat fingers, so texting is difficult. Can I call you before I have to go into the officce?

Officce by B. Ricky December 12, 2020

Watch your peanuts! 

A phrase that is said when one has purchased a bag of peanuts before going down a ski lift, and is waiting for the safety bar to lower, that warns them to protect their bag of peanuts.

When John was lowering the ski lift safety bar, he jokingly nudged Peter and said, "Watch your peanuts!"

Watch your peanuts! by B. Ricky November 27, 2020