B-rizzle's definitions

Stretch nuts

Noun. Really bad dis for a guy who’s still a virgin.

Hey stretch nuts! When are you going to lose your virginity?

by B-rizzle November 21, 2018

Probst

Noun. From Middle High German probest 'superviser','provost' (from Latin propositus), an occupational name for the head of a religious chapter or educational establishment, or, since such officials were usually clergy and celibate, a nickname probably for a self-important person.

The probst at the church was very has very strict policies.

by B-rizzle December 19, 2018

red dot on the map

Slang. Another way of saying sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

Two tough guys were walking around the corner. They saw a sick dude attacking a little kid. The two guys ran over and pulled off the guy from the kid. They screamed at him and said ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!! She’s a little kid! Then the cops came and arrested him. As they’re taking him away the cop said you’re going to be a red dot on the map. Wym? It’s another way of saying a sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

by B-rizzle May 19, 2021

unga dugga

Slang. Noun. Another word for power or torque.

Hey, did you get my lug nuts off? No. Why? Because I didn’t use enough unga dugga. What’s unga dugga? It’s another word for power or torque. Oh ok.

by B-rizzle August 1, 2019

thot twot rot

Slang. It’s when thots use their vaginas in fucking random people so much it literally rots out. This is ideal for pimps because it makes them the most money.

Pimp: I expect you to make me 5 grand tonight.

Thot: what do you want me to do, besides tips and tricks? Pimp: you ever heard of thot twot rot? Thot: no. What is that? Pimp: it’s when thots like you use their vagina so much it literally rots out. Thot: Ohhh! Sounds great!

by B-rizzle June 13, 2019

100% that bitch

Noun. Slang. A woman whom EVERYONE wants to be. Everyone is extremely jealous of her.

Bro Imma mess with a thot. Dude! Don’t! Why not? She’ll fuck you up! I’m not scared! Bro! You don’t understand! Understand what? She’s 100% that bitch!

by B-rizzle June 12, 2019

pubic affuction

Slang. It’s when a hooker fucks someone in public.

Pimp: I have a job for you. Hooker: what is it?

Pimp: show some pubic affuction. Hooker: what’s that? Pimp: fucking someone in public. Hooker: awesome!

by B-rizzle June 4, 2019