B-Rizzle's definitions

Gaylord

Noun. Oversized box attached to a pallet for commercial or industrial use.

The Gaylord was so heavy they needed a forklift to move it.

by B-rizzle February 23, 2019

could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."

Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?

by B-rizzle July 6, 2019

I.r.l.p.

Acronym. Internet radio linking project. The aim of this project is to reliably and inexpensively link amateur radio systems without the use of RF links, leased lines, or satellites.
The IRLP uses Voice-Over-IP (VoIP) custom software and hardware. Coupled with the power of the Internet, IRLP will link your repeater site or simplex station to the world in a simple and cost effective way.

IRLP operates a worldwide network of dedicated servers and nodes offering very stable worldwide voice communications between hundreds of towns and cities. All this with unsurpassed uptimes and the full dynamic range of telephone quality audio.

The amateur radio operator was talking to a friend in England in the I.r.l.p.

by B-rizzle December 27, 2018

c.o.s.y.w.

Slang. Cream of some young woman. It’s when a guy puts cum from a younger woman on his face.

Bro! What’s that on your face?! c.o.s.y.w. Wtf is that?! Cream of some young woman. It’s female cum

by B-rizzle March 7, 2019

Red dot on the map

When someone becomes a known sex offender.

I’m curious about our neighbor. He’s a red dot on the map. Wdym? When someone becomes a known sex offender.

by B-rizzle June 21, 2025

derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

by B-rizzle February 17, 2025

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019