B-Rizzle's definitions

Catalina wine mixer

Slang. It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!

Hey bro! My girl gave me a Catalina wine mixer last night. Wtf is that?! It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!

by B-rizzle March 10, 2019

Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.

Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.

by B-rizzle March 14, 2019

Bamboozlement

Noun. A state of deception or mystification.

Wave after wave of bamboozlement is in store as these stories unfold

by B-rizzle March 15, 2019

Wts

Slang. Way too sexy. It’s what you say when you see an overly attractive woman.

Bro! Did you see her? Yeah! She’s Wts!

by B-rizzle March 18, 2019

S.S.4

Noun. Slang for zombie. Made popular by Rob Zombie in his song on the Devils wing.

Man! That S.S.4 is making scary noises! Said the monster hunter

by B-rizzle December 14, 2018

Suction cup

Noun. A lesbian doing the splits.

Hey! Look at that lesbian doing the splits! Hey suction cup!

by B-rizzle December 18, 2018

Probst

Noun. From Middle High German probest 'superviser','provost' (from Latin propositus), an occupational name for the head of a religious chapter or educational establishment, or, since such officials were usually clergy and celibate, a nickname probably for a self-important person.

The probst at the church was very has very strict policies.

by B-rizzle December 19, 2018