Definitions by B-Rizzle

toasts 

Noun. Slang. It’s when a group of guys sit around and pass pieces of toast. The last guy to cum on it has to eat it.

Hey are we playing toasts? Wym? What’s toasts?

It’s when a group of guys sit around and pass pieces of toast. The last guy to cum on it has to eat it. Hell no! I’m not playing that!

toasts by B-rizzle July 15, 2019

clapback queen 

Noun. Slang. Someone who delivers a quick, sharp, and effective response to criticism. Not to be confused with a garden-variety diss, a clapback is deemed by most as a targeted, often viciously acute comeback intended to place someone in much-needed check.— Aaron Edwards and Ira Madison III We all love a good clapback.

Perez Hilton: what clapback queen are you? Brad: What’s a clapback queen? It’s someone who delivers a quick, sharp, effective response to criticism. Oh! Ok! In that case I’m Kim Kardashian!

clapback queen by B-rizzle July 11, 2019

could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground 

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."

Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?

could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground by B-rizzle July 6, 2019

sdlm

Noun. Slang. Stupid dumb lazy motherfucker. Someone who is dumb and lazy at the same time.

I told you to take out the trash! I don’t want to! You’re a sdlm! Wym? Stupid dumb lazy motherfucker! Someone who is dumb and lazy at the same time. FUCK YOU!

sdlm by B-rizzle July 5, 2019

craftyism 

Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.

Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.

Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.

craftyism by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

extra virgin oil 

Slang. Noun. It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins.

Creep: hand me that extra virgin oil please. Girl: why do you call it that? It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins. Girl: you’re a pathetic creepy guy who’s going to live with his mom for the rest of his life! Get tf away from me!

extra virgin oil by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her 

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her by B-rizzle June 27, 2019