B-RizZlE's definitions

Catalina wine mixer

Slang. It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!

Hey bro! My girl gave me a Catalina wine mixer last night. Wtf is that?! It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!

by B-rizzle March 10, 2019

Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.

Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.

by B-rizzle March 14, 2019

Bamboozlement

Noun. A state of deception or mystification.

Wave after wave of bamboozlement is in store as these stories unfold

by B-rizzle March 15, 2019

Wts

Slang. Way too sexy. It’s what you say when you see an overly attractive woman.

Bro! Did you see her? Yeah! She’s Wts!

by B-rizzle March 18, 2019

thornader

Slang. It’s what southerners call an extremely violent tornado. It’s so violent that it destroys anything just like Thor’s hammer.

Hey did ya see that Thornader?! Yeah it was the most violent thing I’ve ever seen!

by B-rizzle May 22, 2019

twin header

Slang. The act of fucking more than 1 set of female twins in a 24 hour period.

Boyyy! I had me a twin header! What’s that?! I fucked a set of twins at 2:30 this morning. Then I fucked another set of twins at 10:30! Bro! You’re a beast!

by B-rizzle May 23, 2019

Rot before thot

Slang. It means rot in hell before choosing a thot who belongs to your bff.

Hey bro! She’s hot! Yeah but she belongs to my bff. So? So... rot before thot! Wym? I’ll rot in hell before I take my guys thot!

by B-rizzle June 1, 2019