Definitions by B the Man

sticky cucumber 

In a three way of 2 men 1 girl, 1 man cream pies the girl and the other man puts his dick in after and keeps fucking, therefore making his dick resemble a sticky cucumber.

"Let's go give that girl a sticky cucumber "

sticky cucumber by B The Man May 15, 2016

Lawrence Welk cigar 

A Lawrence Welk cigar is a really bad cigar Other wise known as a pice of shit with a band around it.

"Where do you keep the Lawrence Welk cigars around hear, because I'm broke and I need a cheep smoke.

Lawrence Welk cigar by B The Man January 8, 2015

washing the walls 

When a man runs back and fourth down a line of urinals while pissing and not stopping in-between urinals. This results in washing the walls with your piss.

"Are you ok. You were in the bathroom a very long time"(said bob.) ya I was just washing the walls(replied Jim.)

washing the walls by B The Man March 19, 2014

meghan keating 

The Most beautiful woman in the world

My wife Meghan Keating

meghan keating by B the Man January 28, 2014