B SIDE's definitions

painter's key

A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.

Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.

by B SIDE December 17, 2018

prostitot

An underage girl dressed as, or acting like, a prostitute.

Let's go to the mall and drool inappropriately over prostitots!

by B SIDE July 11, 2012

fanscist

A fan of an aggressively protected intellectual property who defends the company's legal actions, no matter how draconian. Particularly if the IP is dominant in its space, i.e. Wizards of the Coast, Disney, YouTube, Monster Energy.

Did you see Joe defending Wizards of the Coast after they used a private security team to go after that streamer? What a fanscist!

by B SIDE April 27, 2023