B Ligerati 's definitions

Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Death by a thousand cunts

Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.

Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

mocksucker

Someone who is superficially on good terms with everyone by dint of insincere graces.

He seems nice, but he's a mocksucker.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Complimentary facial

Sardonic and sarcastic praise that lays it on thick (see facial).

Boy, Mr Peterson sure gave her a complimentary facial and she was none the wiser.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Red smear scrawls

Graffiti one writes on bathroom walls after spending too much time on the toilet.

Some of the red smear scrawls in the men's room is quite amusing.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Lying dildo

A man who is able to satisfy all of a woman's needs, but has no feelings for her.

She's headed for a fall. He's a lying dildo.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Cold fission

The amicable splitting of a couple - not yet scientifically proven to be possible.

Mr Smith's publicist claimed that the split with his lover was cold fission.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008