mexican get off

Sexual intercourse where neither participant wishes to orgasm before the other (see Mexican stand off).
Last night we had a Mexican get off. It lasted a good half hour.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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Cold fission

The amicable splitting of a couple - not yet scientifically proven to be possible.
Mr Smith's publicist claimed that the split with his lover was cold fission.
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Homophilia

Acceptance of homosexuals that is put on for fear of seeming homophobic.
You're not really friends with Kyle. He's just a handbag for your homophilia.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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Lying dildo

A man who is able to satisfy all of a woman's needs, but has no feelings for her.
She's headed for a fall. He's a lying dildo.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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Hypocarazzi

Celebrities who shamelessly court media attention for personal gain, but later complain about media intrusion into their personal lives.
These hypocarazzi can't have it both ways.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.
When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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Red smear scrawls

Graffiti one writes on bathroom walls after spending too much time on the toilet.
Some of the red smear scrawls in the men's room is quite amusing.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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