B Ligerati 's definitions

mocksucker

Someone who is superficially on good terms with everyone by dint of insincere graces.

He seems nice, but he's a mocksucker.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Red smear scrawls

Graffiti one writes on bathroom walls after spending too much time on the toilet.

Some of the red smear scrawls in the men's room is quite amusing.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Hypocarazzi

Celebrities who shamelessly court media attention for personal gain, but later complain about media intrusion into their personal lives.

These hypocarazzi can't have it both ways.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

immaculate abortion

The miscarriage of an inconvenient pregnancy.

Kayla got knocked up, but had an immaculate abortion.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Complimentary facial

Sardonic and sarcastic praise that lays it on thick (see facial).

Boy, Mr Peterson sure gave her a complimentary facial and she was none the wiser.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

mexican get off

Sexual intercourse where neither participant wishes to orgasm before the other (see Mexican stand off).

Last night we had a Mexican get off. It lasted a good half hour.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008