B Ligerati 's definitions

Jamie Lynn Bateman

Jailbait, man!

In reference to Jamie Lynn Spears's impregnation by an act that allegedly amounted to statutory rape.

Don't even think about it. She's Jamie Lynn Bateman.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Hypocarazzi

Celebrities who shamelessly court media attention for personal gain, but later complain about media intrusion into their personal lives.

These hypocarazzi can't have it both ways.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

mexican get off

Sexual intercourse where neither participant wishes to orgasm before the other (see Mexican stand off).

Last night we had a Mexican get off. It lasted a good half hour.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Red smear scrawls

Graffiti one writes on bathroom walls after spending too much time on the toilet.

Some of the red smear scrawls in the men's room is quite amusing.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Lying dildo

A man who is able to satisfy all of a woman's needs, but has no feelings for her.

She's headed for a fall. He's a lying dildo.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Cold fission

The amicable splitting of a couple - not yet scientifically proven to be possible.

Mr Smith's publicist claimed that the split with his lover was cold fission.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008