B Ligerati 's definitions

mexican get off

Sexual intercourse where neither participant wishes to orgasm before the other (see Mexican stand off).

Last night we had a Mexican get off. It lasted a good half hour.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Cold fission

The amicable splitting of a couple - not yet scientifically proven to be possible.

Mr Smith's publicist claimed that the split with his lover was cold fission.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Homophilia

Acceptance of homosexuals that is put on for fear of seeming homophobic.

You're not really friends with Kyle. He's just a handbag for your homophilia.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

immaculate abortion

The miscarriage of an inconvenient pregnancy.

Kayla got knocked up, but had an immaculate abortion.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

WMD

Whims Motivating Decision. Used to justify wanton action.

"Walker, why are you urinating on my leg?"

"I dunno, WMD."

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Poshing

Persistent pouting amidst a life of luxury.

What's she poshing about?

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008