B Ligerati 's definitions

Complimentary facial

Sardonic and sarcastic praise that lays it on thick (see facial).

Boy, Mr Peterson sure gave her a complimentary facial and she was none the wiser.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

mocksucker

Someone who is superficially on good terms with everyone by dint of insincere graces.

He seems nice, but he's a mocksucker.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Lying dildo

A man who is able to satisfy all of a woman's needs, but has no feelings for her.

She's headed for a fall. He's a lying dildo.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Poshing

Persistent pouting amidst a life of luxury.

What's she poshing about?

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

mexican get off

Sexual intercourse where neither participant wishes to orgasm before the other (see Mexican stand off).

Last night we had a Mexican get off. It lasted a good half hour.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Cold fission

The amicable splitting of a couple - not yet scientifically proven to be possible.

Mr Smith's publicist claimed that the split with his lover was cold fission.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008