Azrael's definitions

Law of the Dumbarse

In a modern life defined by order and waiting, one often ends up in 'queue': real or metaphorical. The Law of the Dumbarse states if a Dumbarse in the 'queue' stuffs up and stops the queue from progressing then all others behind him or her must suffer as a result.

Things were going ok, when, according to the Law of the Dumbarse, things began to go wrong. You can always count on the stupidity of others.

by Azrael September 18, 2003

tiller

its when 3 guys have raw hardcore sex with a girl , each one picks a different hole either the mouth, butt, or vagina and after they have chosen their preferred cock spot they start going at it at the same time

Those guys just did the tiller to that girl and left her bleeding and sore

by Azrael July 26, 2004

Dramastic

When drastic just isn't enough. Extremely dire. Also 'dramasticly'

"This calls for dramastic measures!"

"You are dramasticly in need of help."

by Azrael June 15, 2003

Michael Vick

A shitty passer than runs better than a lot of backs.

Well, Mike Vick got picked off five times, but he ran for 137 yards in today's game.

by azrael February 17, 2005