A sexual mishap that can occur during pegging or vanilla anal sex. This is where you engage anally with a partner, but they have not cleaned their rectum properly with an enema or douching before engaging in the activities. Subsequently when pulling your penis or strap on out of the anus it is coated in a thick layer of faecal matter making it look like a chocolate pudding. The effects can be amplified if their stool is quite loose, for example due to eating Yeo Valley yoghurt in the hour preceding coital relations.
The word takes its roots from pegging, hence the "peg" at the start but over time has transcended into normal anal sex as well.
The word takes its roots from pegging, hence the "peg" at the start but over time has transcended into normal anal sex as well.
"I was getting pegged by Carla on the weekend after eating a whole tub of Yeo Valley and it ended in a Peg 'n' Pud. Jeez that was messy! I had to bleach the sheets afterwards."
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.
Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
This is a synonym for a large, double ended dildo. It is typically used when one of your young children discovers your dildo stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.
As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
Child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? *shaking the dildo with joy*
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
by Azbo The Great! March 21, 2017
This is a sexualised and back-to-front version of a piggy back ride.
It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.
The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.
The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
Sir: "I was going to punish you for being so naughty and looking at Wiggins' willy, but instead I'm going to take you for a dicky back ride around my study"
Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
by Azbo The Great! July 18, 2018
A hybrid sexual act that is a combination of a golden shower and a 69er.
This can be performed by a couple of any sex and sexuality so long as they have the ability to urinate and enjoy the warm, tangy taste of their partners urine. Many people like to reduce their water intake during the day and perform the act at night so that the urine is suitably "golden". For females, it is often better to be on top as it is more difficult to control the flow rate and direction of urine emanating from the vagina. It is essential to have a full bladder before starting.
This sexual act is typically performed in the bath or on a protective tarpaulin so as not to make your sheets or carpet soggy and/or smelling of urine.
This can be performed by a couple of any sex and sexuality so long as they have the ability to urinate and enjoy the warm, tangy taste of their partners urine. Many people like to reduce their water intake during the day and perform the act at night so that the urine is suitably "golden". For females, it is often better to be on top as it is more difficult to control the flow rate and direction of urine emanating from the vagina. It is essential to have a full bladder before starting.
This sexual act is typically performed in the bath or on a protective tarpaulin so as not to make your sheets or carpet soggy and/or smelling of urine.
"Hey babe, I have a full bladder, I am crazy horny and I want to be covered in your piss - shall we do a golden 69?"
by Azbo The Great! March 09, 2017
An explosive shit that is so violent and sloppy that it coats the entire toilet bowl with a toxic layer of feces that dries quickly and becomes almost impenetrable to the cleansing effects of the toilet water, requiring harsh chemicals and vigorous scrubbing for removal. The spread angle of the shit is normally so large that it often manages to line areas of the bowl that are above the anus at the time of shitting.
Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.
Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.
by Azbo The Great! March 09, 2017
A revolutionary new technology from PiJuice that enables you to take your Raspberry Pi off-grid and create some awesome portable projects.
This technology was developed in East Sussex by a team of truly gifted electrical engineers. It is fabled that they came up with the idea during one of their regular visits to MooMoo.
This technology was developed in East Sussex by a team of truly gifted electrical engineers. It is fabled that they came up with the idea during one of their regular visits to MooMoo.
"Wow! This PiAnywhere technology from PiJuice is truly amazing. Now I really CAN use my Raspberry Pi ANYWHERE."
by Azbo The Great! March 21, 2017