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A revolutionary new robot from Pi Supply that enables you to take your Raspberry Pi and turn it into a fully functioning robot complete with a camera and remote control!
This technology was developed in East Sussex by a team of truly gifted electrical engineers. It is fabled that they came up with the idea during one of their regular visits to MooMoo.
This technology was developed in East Sussex by a team of truly gifted electrical engineers. It is fabled that they came up with the idea during one of their regular visits to MooMoo.
"Wow! This PiBot technology from Pi Supply is truly amazing. Now I really CAN use my Raspberry Pi as a robot."
by Azbo The Great! October 22, 2018
Get the PiBot mug.This is a sexualised and back-to-front version of a piggy back ride.
It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.
The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.
The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
Sir: "I was going to punish you for being so naughty and looking at Wiggins' willy, but instead I'm going to take you for a dicky back ride around my study"
Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
by Azbo The Great! July 18, 2018
Get the Dicky Back Ride mug.A revolutionary new technology from PiJuice that enables you to take your Raspberry Pi off-grid and create some awesome portable projects.
This technology was developed in East Sussex by a team of truly gifted electrical engineers. It is fabled that they came up with the idea during one of their regular visits to MooMoo.
This technology was developed in East Sussex by a team of truly gifted electrical engineers. It is fabled that they came up with the idea during one of their regular visits to MooMoo.
"Wow! This PiAnywhere technology from PiJuice is truly amazing. Now I really CAN use my Raspberry Pi ANYWHERE."
by Azbo The Great! March 21, 2017
Get the PiAnywhere mug.This is a synonym for a large, double ended dildo. It is typically used when one of your young children discovers your dildo stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.
As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
Child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? *shaking the dildo with joy*
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
by Azbo The Great! March 21, 2017
Get the Wobbly Sausage mug.This is a synonym for the anus which is typically used in porn. It is referring to the fact that a nice arsehole is often a tasty treat, as well as a functional tool for shitting.
It is usually used when referring to the very neat and tidy arsehole of a young female pornstar, often during the performance of a rimjob. However it is also used to refer to arseholes of any denomination, colour, size, shape, gender, sexual orientation or ethnicity.
It is usually used when referring to the very neat and tidy arsehole of a young female pornstar, often during the performance of a rimjob. However it is also used to refer to arseholes of any denomination, colour, size, shape, gender, sexual orientation or ethnicity.
"Oh wow, don't you have a neat little arsehole! I can't wait to dig my tongue right into your chocolate bon-bon factory!"
by Azbo The Great! March 13, 2017
Get the Chocolate Bon-Bon Factory mug.A sexual mishap that can occur during pegging or vanilla anal sex. This is where you engage anally with a partner, but they have not cleaned their rectum properly with an enema or douching before engaging in the activities. Subsequently when pulling your penis or strap on out of the anus it is coated in a thick layer of faecal matter making it look like a chocolate pudding. The effects can be amplified if their stool is quite loose, for example due to eating Yeo Valley yoghurt in the hour preceding coital relations.
The word takes its roots from pegging, hence the "peg" at the start but over time has transcended into normal anal sex as well.
The word takes its roots from pegging, hence the "peg" at the start but over time has transcended into normal anal sex as well.
"I was getting pegged by Carla on the weekend after eating a whole tub of Yeo Valley and it ended in a Peg 'n' Pud. Jeez that was messy! I had to bleach the sheets afterwards."
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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