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Any police on patrol looking for prey.
They usually hunt in pairs or more but sometimes they hunt alone
Always terrifying and never friendly
Watch out whenever you see one passing by in the next lane over or wherever you spot them
If you can see them
they have definitely seen you
So just try to blend in and don't stand out from the heare of other fish nearby
If you are ever targeted and they attempt to get behind you
do everything you can to not let them get close enough to read your tag
pull into a parking lot or random driveway
immediately pop your hood and get out taking your keys out of the ignition
this is very important
go look under your hood and pretend to ne checking something
Just don't make eye contact and pull out your phone and pretend to dial and start talking like its your best buddy just down the street on his way to come help
with a little luck the shark will move on to another victim
if the shark is extra hungry
you may need to wait him out
just be patient and he will eventually get another call or get bored and move on
as soon as he leaves
carefully and quickly
get the heck out of site
go the opposite direction and don't stop panicking until you're safe at home or inside Walmart
They usually hunt in pairs or more but sometimes they hunt alone
Always terrifying and never friendly
Watch out whenever you see one passing by in the next lane over or wherever you spot them
If you can see them
they have definitely seen you
So just try to blend in and don't stand out from the heare of other fish nearby
If you are ever targeted and they attempt to get behind you
do everything you can to not let them get close enough to read your tag
pull into a parking lot or random driveway
immediately pop your hood and get out taking your keys out of the ignition
this is very important
go look under your hood and pretend to ne checking something
Just don't make eye contact and pull out your phone and pretend to dial and start talking like its your best buddy just down the street on his way to come help
with a little luck the shark will move on to another victim
if the shark is extra hungry
you may need to wait him out
just be patient and he will eventually get another call or get bored and move on
as soon as he leaves
carefully and quickly
get the heck out of site
go the opposite direction and don't stop panicking until you're safe at home or inside Walmart
Holy Shotgun Shells did you see those landsharks back there. Omg Where the heck is Walmart and how can I get there faster
Its the only place they hate to catch prey
to many witnesses
landsharks prefer to hunt in darkness far from pedestrians and cameras
Its difficult to rape and pillage with a village watching and whispering behind you
Its the only place they hate to catch prey
to many witnesses
landsharks prefer to hunt in darkness far from pedestrians and cameras
Its difficult to rape and pillage with a village watching and whispering behind you
by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023
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Little Baby J D Rockefeller's mom asks him what he wants for breakfast.
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
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Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
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by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023
Get the Re–Tarts mug.any person that uses their popularity or fame to lure unsuspecting victims to a place that is in fact a death trap designed to murder them
by axxxlerod November 13, 2021
Get the travis-scott mug.when a performer lures fans to an event such as a concert or another music event such as a music festival, with the primary intent of murdering as many of those unsuspecting fans as possible.
the victims are unaware of the premeditated plan of the performer.
a trap set by a person of popularity to lure unsuspecting victims to their own execution.
the victims are unaware of the premeditated plan of the performer.
a trap set by a person of popularity to lure unsuspecting victims to their own execution.
are yall going to the show tonight?
heck no, bro, if you're smart you won't go either, that dude is a travisscott
heck no, bro, if you're smart you won't go either, that dude is a travisscott
by axxxlerod November 12, 2021
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When a man uses his amazingly large cock to his advantage, by causing his girlfriend, or girlfriends to obey his every command and become obsessed with pleasing him.
she is cockmatized so its no use trying to save her. she is now his slave forever.
he can cockmatize any lady he finds attractive and once she gets a look at that magical spell binding cock, she is powerless to its power.
When a man uses his amazingly large cock to his advantage, by causing his girlfriend, or girlfriends to obey his every command and become obsessed with pleasing him.
she is cockmatized so its no use trying to save her. she is now his slave forever.
he can cockmatize any lady he finds attractive and once she gets a look at that magical spell binding cock, she is powerless to its power.
by axxxlerod January 25, 2021
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is for a girl to be refereed to as dude by her guy friend, in such a way that expresses the fact that the girl is a true friend and com-rad
rather than just a girl / piece of ass
its a term that notates status between girl and guy
regardless of intimacy or not
this term duded is outside of the scope of romance or lack there of, but is a simple way in which a guy and girl can read between the lines and see where it is they stand as friends. shallow or appreciated for true friendship
is for a girl to be refereed to as dude by her guy friend, in such a way that expresses the fact that the girl is a true friend and com-rad
rather than just a girl / piece of ass
its a term that notates status between girl and guy
regardless of intimacy or not
this term duded is outside of the scope of romance or lack there of, but is a simple way in which a guy and girl can read between the lines and see where it is they stand as friends. shallow or appreciated for true friendship
girl says:
hey whats up with that car out there in the street?
guy says:
I don't know dude
I have no clue, but its weird that is for sure
that girl has just been duded
hey whats up with that car out there in the street?
guy says:
I don't know dude
I have no clue, but its weird that is for sure
that girl has just been duded
by axxxlerod October 23, 2019
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PHONETIC: GER - DED
(VERB)
WHEN YOUR GIRL FRIEND, WIFE, MISTRESS , INTIMATE FEMALE COMPANION, OR FEMALE SIGNIFICANT OTHER TAKES ACTION IN SOME WAY THAT YOU ARE LATER TELLING ANOTHER PERSON ABOUT THE ACTION THAT SHE TOOK.
EXAMPLES:
1:
MY GIRDID WHAT I TOLD HER TO DO
2:
MY GIRDID SUCH A GOOD JOB AT THE BJ PERFORMANCE THAT MY GIRDID WIN AN AWARD
ALTERNATE SPELLING:
GURTED
GERDED
GIRDED
GURDID
GURDUD
PHONETIC: GER - DED
(VERB)
WHEN YOUR GIRL FRIEND, WIFE, MISTRESS , INTIMATE FEMALE COMPANION, OR FEMALE SIGNIFICANT OTHER TAKES ACTION IN SOME WAY THAT YOU ARE LATER TELLING ANOTHER PERSON ABOUT THE ACTION THAT SHE TOOK.
EXAMPLES:
1:
MY GIRDID WHAT I TOLD HER TO DO
2:
MY GIRDID SUCH A GOOD JOB AT THE BJ PERFORMANCE THAT MY GIRDID WIN AN AWARD
ALTERNATE SPELLING:
GURTED
GERDED
GIRDED
GURDID
GURDUD
I TRIED TO TELL HER IT WASN'T RIGHT TO BE THAT WAY TOWARDS HER PIMP, BUT THE GIRDID NOT LISTEN
SO THAT GIRDID GET PIMP SLAPPED JUST LIKE I WAS WARNING HER WOULD HAPPEN.
THAT GIRDID LEARN HER LESSON.
SO THAT GIRDID GET PIMP SLAPPED JUST LIKE I WAS WARNING HER WOULD HAPPEN.
THAT GIRDID LEARN HER LESSON.
by axxxlerod October 16, 2019
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