9 definitions by Axel von Auersperg
In stocking fetish jargon, pantyhose(PH)that is "sheer to waist," no stocking tops, no reinforcing, nothing to break the continuous line of the foot ankle calf knee thigh hip....
It matters if it matters to you. If you have that taste for nylon.
It matters if it matters to you. If you have that taste for nylon.
by Axel von Auersperg February 10, 2006
Stocking fetishist abbreviation for "reinforced heel & toe," just like your grandmother used to wear.
"She's really into the stocking scene. RHT, FF, PH, fishnet catsuits, she wears them all. And the shoes..."
by Axel von Auersperg August 24, 2005
In stocking fetish jargon, pantyhose. Could be just plain old pantyhose. Could be pantyhose with the cotton panel taken out. Could be no-panel, sheer to the waist. Could be pantyhose decorated with seams and reinforced toes and heels just to look like FFstockings, you know, till the skirt goes up and then...
by Axel von Auersperg August 24, 2005
A sexual act in which a woman wearing high heel shoes presses or squeezes the genitalia of a man with them until he achieves climax.
by Axel von Auersperg December 2, 2003
Vomiting while drunk. May involve desecration of a classic sedan's pristine leather seats, but the "buick" reference actually refers to the sound you and a sick cat make.
He got her naked in the back seat on prom night, and then all that garbage pail punch made him "shoot the buick," as they say, although it was really his dad's New Yorker.
by Axel von Auersperg December 6, 2005
Stocking fetishist abbreviation for old-fashioned stockings from the 40's and 50's that are knitted flat and sewn together leaving a distinctive back seam. Authentic full fashioned stockings also have a top welt made by doubling the fabric over and sewn with a small hole in the back seam called a "finishing hole".
Look, it matters to you if it matters.
Look, it matters to you if it matters.
"Hi, baby, are you wearing your FF stockings and your CFM pumps? I'll be right over for a little soft-core CBT..."
by Axel von Auersperg August 24, 2005
A adult female (like Anne Heche) who has affairs with women and declares herself lesbian when young but decides later that she's really hetero and becomes a totally straight hausfrau, married, PTA, making apple pies, the works, making the 100% dykes rather bitter.
PRONOUNCED so as to rhyme with "lesbian."
PRONOUNCED so as to rhyme with "lesbian."
by Axel von Auersperg December 6, 2005