Definitions by Awk-man

Failed Harpoon 

When cupid's harpoon fails.

That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.

Failed Harpoon by awk-man April 15, 2010

The 69er 

Devious sex move used when you do a standing 69, and after you orgasm, you pile driver your partner.

Ryan pulled off the 69er on Michael and heavily regretted it because the impact of the pile driver made Michael bite Ryan's dick off.

The 69er by Awk-man January 14, 2010

Cupid's Arrow 

Slang term for the perfect dick where once a bitch gets penetrated by it, they end up being addicted to it and keeps coming back for more.

Kyle unleashed Cupid's Arrow on Mika, and now that crazy bitch is stalking his ass.

Cupid's Arrow by Awk-man November 16, 2009