Awesomes007 's definitions

mid, mid-life crisis

A series of life-changing events that occur around 25 to 30 years of age - half-way to a normal, mid life crisis. Usually denoted by a realization of how screwed up your parents were and how screwed up the world really is. Usually followed by marriage, divorce, spiritual reawakening, anti-depressants, children, jail or, a combination.

Have you seen the movie Old School? Those guys were having some serious mid, mid-life crisis’s.

by Awesomes007 April 27, 2006

credit card roulette

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.

We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.

by Awesomes007 April 26, 2006

nanostein

1. A measurement of knowledge used to gauge learning.
2. One billionth of Albert Einstein's knowledge.

Joey doesn't know transact-SQL. He better start learning the complex query language one nanostein at a time.

by Awesomes007 January 4, 2006