Awesome's definitions

Durv

An individual which has no common sense, is relatively stupid and says random things like "salmonella doesn't come from eggs" and other like-for-like quotes along the same lines. Can usually be found with blonde hair and going by names such as "Kay," "pea head," "Tay-tay," "Noris" "Fred" and other names alike. Tend to wear tracksuits and generally dress like "chavs".

"You're a right durv" "Look at that blonde haired girl, she looks a right durv"

by awesoME November 27, 2012

mtl

Greatest city on earth! Always something buzzing somewhere !

Coolest people, very approachable, great looking people, plus all these awesome festivals...

ah man, mtl is sooo cool!

by awesome January 30, 2005

derrick mortel

Derrick (meaning manly and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by awesome April 4, 2005

Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003

ribbon

1) An award given to someone for merely participating, even if them and competition are concepts that shouldn't exist in the same realm.
2) A nickname for someone that ranks well below a bronze medal in terms of coolness.

Get me a damn soda, ribbon.

by Awesome February 13, 2005