character

an interesting eccentric person

Oh, Tom, you're such a character.

by Awesome April 19, 2005

derrick mortel

Derrick (meaning manly and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by awesome April 04, 2005

Sadist

Retarded-Ogre-Faggots named Tim that like inflicting pain because they think they're tough. They also hit on girls and attack potheads. OR People you're supposed to hate.

"Tim, you fucking faggot, you're a sadist, i hope when you're trying to jump off a car on the freeway you die. Fucking idiot."

by Awesome March 09, 2005

ribbon

1) An award given to someone for merely participating, even if them and competition are concepts that shouldn't exist in the same realm.
2) A nickname for someone that ranks well below a bronze medal in terms of coolness.

Get me a damn soda, ribbon.

by Awesome February 13, 2005

Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 03, 2003