Austin Pealy's definitions

Shartist

(N): a person who sharts in a way that creates a piece of splatter art, usually on a toilet seat or wall, often but not always on purpose.

Man, that is a lot of shit on that toilet seat, the pattern is mesmerizing though, that shartist is a Picasso!

by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024

milking the moose

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

by Austin Pealy January 27, 2012

turkey tossing

Fellating a turkey's asshole, usually right before killing it for Thanksgiving dinner.

Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!

by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010

taint tweezin'

(v) The action of removing hairs from your taint...usually by using a pair of tweezers.

It helps to drink heavily before taint tweezin'.

by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006

taintergy

Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.

Damn, Rosie's so fat she lights up the whole neighborhood with her taintergy.

by Austin Pealy August 19, 2006

Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.

I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!

by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024

Tush kush

(V): The act of eating edibles out of another person’s ass, preferable but not required that the strain of weed is kush.

Curt got so messed up last night after he tush kushed Ruby…she must have had a 100 mg up her butt!!

by Austin Pealy November 23, 2025