Definitions by Aubergine Dave

John's Incredible Pizza

Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.

John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.

John's Incredible Pizza by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022

Shrouded Ghost

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The Shrouded Ghost does not exist. Anyone who has claimed to see it is a paid actor

Shrouded Ghost by Aubergine Dave July 26, 2021

Bungee Zombie 

The fucker from Plants vs Zombies who steals your shit.

God Dammit! Bungee Zombie stole my damn plant! Can't have shit on the roof!

Bungee Zombie by Aubergine Dave May 7, 2021

Methaline Carbon Finoxide

The greatest substance known to any human being. Nothing can compare to its greatness.

I love Methaline Carbon Finoxide in my system.

Methaline Carbon Finoxide by Aubergine Dave July 23, 2018