Aubergine Dave's definitions

Shrouded Ghost

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The Shrouded Ghost does not exist. Anyone who has claimed to see it is a paid actor

by Aubergine Dave July 26, 2021

Methaline Carbon Finoxide

The greatest substance known to any human being. Nothing can compare to its greatness.

I love Methaline Carbon Finoxide in my system.

by Aubergine Dave July 23, 2018

John's Incredible Pizza

Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.

John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.

by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022

Bungee Zombie

The fucker from Plants vs Zombies who steals your shit.

God Dammit! Bungee Zombie stole my damn plant! Can't have shit on the roof!

by Aubergine Dave May 7, 2021