AstroIsOffline's definitions

Dog

My dog!!! I love him!!!! He can do no wrong!!!!!

I love my dog <33333333

by AstroIsOffline March 13, 2022

Get billzoned

Your mother called me on her cellphone (hello?) She got my voice as her ring tone, sk-skeleton king got a big throne! These muppets got sent to the ozone (yeah) Married the grind you've been friendzoned (meow)

(FlowBillyShit!)

Get billzoned!

by AstroIsOffline January 24, 2022

6th Grade Boys

Annoying jerks who will make extremely offensive jokes to the point where it's not even funny anymore. They do not take well to being called out.

6th grade boys: "extremely offensive joke"

Person: "Ayo wtf, that was hella racist bro wtf"

6th grade boys: LMAO YOU'RE JUST SOFT HAHAHAHA SNOWFLAKE LMAO GROW UP HAHA PENIS HAHAHA

by AstroIsOffline September 5, 2021

Snowflake

A very sensitive person, but the word Snowflake is usually used when you call someone out for something offensive they did.

He's a Snowflake. Don't mind him at all.

by AstroIsOffline September 5, 2021

Laika

The best pup ever. Was sent into orbit and was meant to die from poisoned food, but died from stress and overheating much earlier.

If you don't like Laika, I don't like you

by AstroIsOffline September 11, 2021

My Neighbor Totoro

The best ghibli movie ever. Prove me wrong

"Hey do you wanna watch My Neighbor Totoro?"

"What kinda question is that? Of course!"

by AstroIsOffline September 11, 2021

Emerald Duo

Technoblade and Philza's duo

Its called Emerald Duo, because on stream one day, Techno renamed some emeralds to "Friendship Emeralds", and handed them to Phil.

"Emerald Duo is my favorite duo!"

by AstroIsOffline July 13, 2021