AstroIsOffline's definitions

Circle family tree

A family tree that had something incestuous happen (e.x: Parent marrying their child).

Damn thats a circle family tree

by AstroIsOffline March 13, 2022

Get billzoned

Your mother called me on her cellphone (hello?) She got my voice as her ring tone, sk-skeleton king got a big throne! These muppets got sent to the ozone (yeah) Married the grind you've been friendzoned (meow)

(FlowBillyShit!)

Get billzoned!

by AstroIsOffline January 24, 2022

Sit down

To shut up and stop talking.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Sit down

by AstroIsOffline January 14, 2022

YCGMA

Your City Gave Me Asthma

Album by Wilbur Soot

YCGMA is one of my favorite albums!

by AstroIsOffline December 27, 2021

Woman

Me

I am a woman

by AstroIsOffline December 27, 2021

My Neighbor Totoro

The best ghibli movie ever. Prove me wrong

"Hey do you wanna watch My Neighbor Totoro?"

"What kinda question is that? Of course!"

by AstroIsOffline September 11, 2021

Laika

The best pup ever. Was sent into orbit and was meant to die from poisoned food, but died from stress and overheating much earlier.

If you don't like Laika, I don't like you

by AstroIsOffline September 11, 2021