Assistant to the Weeb Lord's definitions

COVID-19

Annoying-ass little virus that is trying to wipe out the human race. Can now be transmitted between humans and minks.

"Fucking COVID-19!! I caught it from an expensive weasel!!!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord November 17, 2020

Thomas the tank engine

Just god

"Hail, Thomas the tank engine! Hail!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 21, 2020

Ben

Annoying little shit that throws acorns at people and is overall lonely because everyone hates him. Wears shit glasses that are always filthy and is skinny AF.

"Fuck off, Ben"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 18, 2020

Naomi

Sits across the room, most likely in the corner, and screams about anime. Likes listening to the English dubs of anime theme songs and will kill you if you touch her hair. Or shoulder. She'll kill you if you touch her in general. Has green hair. About two feet tall. Friends with Tyson. Smart. Very smart. Knows shit.

"Naomi, what song are you doing for your music arrangement?"
"Anime song..."

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 18, 2020

Sun

Fucking fireball that hangs in the sky and fries innocent little teenage vampires like bacon as they come out their classes.

"The sun is going to kill us!"
"Billy! Run!"
*gets fried*
"NOOOOO! Billy! What happened?!"
"He forgot his sunscreen."
"Damn."

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 18, 2020

Abbey

Annoying little shit. Pretends to be great. Annoys everyone, especially her younger brother.

"Jesus, Abbey! Just Fuck OFF!!!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 14, 2020

Rat

1. Cheating girlfriend/boyfriend
2. Small furry mammal, often considered dirty and flea-ridden, but still kept as pets.

"You dirty rat!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 14, 2020