Assistant to the Weeb Lord's definitions

Ben

Annoying little shit that throws acorns at people and is overall lonely because everyone hates him. Wears shit glasses that are always filthy and is skinny AF.

"Fuck off, Ben"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 18, 2020

Thomas the tank engine

Just god

"Hail, Thomas the tank engine! Hail!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 21, 2020

Rat

1. Cheating girlfriend/boyfriend
2. Small furry mammal, often considered dirty and flea-ridden, but still kept as pets.

"You dirty rat!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 14, 2020

COVID-19

Annoying-ass little virus that is trying to wipe out the human race. Can now be transmitted between humans and minks.

"Fucking COVID-19!! I caught it from an expensive weasel!!!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord November 17, 2020

Kyden

A smol boi. Four feet tall. Hates having his hair touched by literally anyone. Doesn't believe in love and will kill you with a broken pen. Weeb and just all-round cool guy. Befriend him. May be the biggest mistake of your life, but worth it.

"Yo! Kyden!"
"Let's go watch anime!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 12, 2020

Sun

Fucking fireball that hangs in the sky and fries innocent little teenage vampires like bacon as they come out their classes.

"The sun is going to kill us!"
"Billy! Run!"
*gets fried*
"NOOOOO! Billy! What happened?!"
"He forgot his sunscreen."
"Damn."

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 18, 2020

Abbey

Annoying little shit. Pretends to be great. Annoys everyone, especially her younger brother.

"Jesus, Abbey! Just Fuck OFF!!!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 14, 2020