Assholes Inc.'s definitions

kemosabe

An Indian word meaning a horse's ass

by Assholes Inc. September 2, 2003

Ja Sucks

What Ja Rule should be renamed because his music so fucking SUCKS.

I'd rather have my balls chopped off with a kitchen knife blade than to listen to Ja Suck's stupid gibbershit.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Dr. Evil

My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.

Throw me a frikkin bone here, will ya?
Just kill that little bastard, see if I care.

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

Pepsi Blue

Diarrhea mixed with blue food coloring

You want me to drink Pepsi Blue?!?

by Assholes Inc. September 16, 2003

Everquest

The second most effective birth control method next to linux.

People who play evershit will never get pussy

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

tight

Your mother's pussy

I fucked your mother's tight pussy

by Assholes Inc. May 1, 2006

maggotbox

The proper term for Macintosh because it's a slow piece of shit computer not compatible with any software that's been programmed on earth. See Macintosh

People who use maggotboxes are generally retarded dickheads.

by Assholes Inc. September 7, 2003