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A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.
by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003
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I'd rather have my balls chopped off with a kitchen knife blade than to listen to Ja Suck's stupid gibbershit.
by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003
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by Assholes Inc. September 16, 2003
Get the Pepsi Blue mug.My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.
by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003
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