Assholes Inc.'s definitions

Everquest

The second most effective birth control method next to linux.

People who play evershit will never get pussy

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

tight

Your mother's pussy

I fucked your mother's tight pussy

by Assholes Inc. May 1, 2006

rock fan

Rock fans aren't associated with the KKK you fucking dumbass. And why don't you actually meet one before being a prick about it? Dumb shit...

Only people who had their mind fucked in like mindwideopen and eggroll would believe the RIAA-controlled diarrhea-shit their listening to is real music.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

fucktard contest

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003

fukc

euphemism for fuck.

i fukced your mother

by Assholes Inc. August 26, 2003

Pokemon

...right up there with Barney and Telletubbies.

Only raving homos would watch this pokemon shit, it even makes Barney look good.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Rock

Ever notice all the pop/rap fans who entered a definition for this word type like dyslexic toddlers on crack? Pretty much proves that pop produces retards who can't spell for shit.

Rock and metal are examples of real music genres.

by Assholes Inc. September 2, 2003