Assholes Inc.'s definitions

Ja Rule

The proper name for him is Ja Sucks. Did I mention he's a faggot?

Ja Sucks is a gay asshole and deserves to be nuked off the face of the earth.

by Assholes Inc. August 27, 2003

Whack-n-toss

What macs should be called because your supposed to beat the shit out of it after seing how shitty it is.

I just got a new mac and I tossed it out the window.

by Assholes Inc. August 9, 2003

Ctrl-V Whore

Someone who constantly keeps ripping off text or pictures from other sites and posting on a forum.

The Ctrl-V Whore who spams forums incessantly didn't know when to shut the hell up, so his username and IP address got banned from the site.

by Assholes Inc. October 2, 2003

fucktard contest

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003

pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

*NSYNC

Used to be a shitty gay boyband with uber fags in it.

Then the Asshole Squad came and blew their brains out with .38 magnums.

The end.

by Assholes Inc. September 9, 2003

weapons of ass destruction

What people get after eating at Taco Bell

After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.

by Assholes Inc. August 29, 2003