Assholes Inc.'s definitions

tight

Your mother's pussy

I fucked your mother's tight pussy

by Assholes Inc. May 1, 2006

Everquest

The second most effective birth control method next to linux.

People who play evershit will never get pussy

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

photoshop

What most of the porn at Newgrounds is made with

Most of the dressup games there are made with Photoshop

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003

maggotbox

The proper term for Macintosh because it's a slow piece of shit computer not compatible with any software that's been programmed on earth. See Macintosh

People who use maggotboxes are generally retarded dickheads.

by Assholes Inc. September 7, 2003

rock fan

Rock fans aren't associated with the KKK you fucking dumbass. And why don't you actually meet one before being a prick about it? Dumb shit...

Only people who had their mind fucked in like mindwideopen and eggroll would believe the RIAA-controlled diarrhea-shit their listening to is real music.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Taco Bell

Where weapons of mass destruction are made.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll have weapons of mass destruction within two hours.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

crApple

The proper term for Apple.

The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003