basturd

A bastard who is full of shit (turd)

you are such a basturd

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

fucktard contest

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

Something that is now virtually extinct, thanks to Microsoft's brand new stable OS.

"OH NO!!!!1MY WIDNWOZ 3.1 HSA CARAHSED!!!!!!!!11111"
"You need Windows XP, dipshit. Welcome to the real world."

by Assholes Inc. September 03, 2003

tshirthell.com

Where all the funniest t-shirts come from.

Need some attention? Go to tshirthell.com - You'll be running for your fucking life!

by Assholes Inc. September 02, 2003

crApple

The proper term for Apple.

The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

photoshop

What most of the porn at Newgrounds is made with

Most of the dressup games there are made with Photoshop

by Assholes Inc. September 05, 2003