Definitions by Assholes Inc.

Ja Sucks 

What Ja Rule should be renamed because his music so fucking SUCKS.

I'd rather have my balls chopped off with a kitchen knife blade than to listen to Ja Suck's stupid gibbershit.

Ja Sucks by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.

"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

french military victories 

oxymoron

The french won military victories? No they didn't you dumbass.

french military victories by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Taco Bell

Where weapons of mass destruction are made.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll have weapons of mass destruction within two hours.

Taco Bell by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

rock fan 

Rock fans aren't associated with the KKK you fucking dumbass. And why don't you actually meet one before being a prick about it? Dumb shit...

Only people who had their mind fucked in like mindwideopen and eggroll would believe the RIAA-controlled diarrhea-shit their listening to is real music.

rock fan by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Blue Screen of Death 

Something that is now virtually extinct, thanks to Microsoft's brand new stable OS.

"OH NO!!!!1MY WIDNWOZ 3.1 HSA CARAHSED!!!!!!!!11111"
"You need Windows XP, dipshit. Welcome to the real world."

Blue Screen of Death by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Pokemon 

...right up there with Barney and Telletubbies.

Only raving homos would watch this pokemon shit, it even makes Barney look good.

Pokemon by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003