Assholes Inc.'s definitions
My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.
by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003
Get the Dr. Evilmug. by Assholes Inc. September 16, 2003
Get the Pepsi Bluemug. 
The proper term for Backstreet Boys because they're a bunch of stupid fags. Their probably hiding vaginas in their pants which explains why they sound like a bunch of eight-year-old girls on helium.
by Assholes Inc. September 2, 2003
Get the fagstreet boysmug. by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003
Get the Everquestmug. Rock fans aren't associated with the KKK you fucking dumbass. And why don't you actually meet one before being a prick about it? Dumb shit...
Only people who had their mind fucked in like mindwideopen and eggroll would believe the RIAA-controlled diarrhea-shit their listening to is real music.
by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003
Get the rock fanmug.