prison pie

What you get to eat, if you go to prison.

A hairy pie hole.
Get over here, beotch, and eat you some o' mah prison pie.

(Then the victim whimpers like a bitch curr w/ tears in its eyelids and says, "Yes, master.")
by Assex 776 January 03, 2008
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G.R.I.D.

gay-related immunodeficiency disease


Archaic definition of what by 1982 became known as A.I.D.S.
Tom Brokaw was on the news talking about this new G.R.I.D. disease that's killing gay men in New York and San Francisco bath houses. Then he started talking about the new Atari fad and Reagan's first 100 days in office.
by Assex 776 March 04, 2009
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NYC

The city that everyone else in America fears yet secretly admires and/or wants to visit.

A place where you can drop a cool million bucks in an afternoon buying things that will go out of style next week.

A town as culturally alien to the residents of Des Moines or Omaha as Moscow or Baghdad is and vice versa.

Where Jews outnumber Protestants 14 to 1. Heck, even Muslims and Hindus outnumber Protestants in NYC.

A place that elected Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani and will be forever blamed for anything either one of them does in the Oval Office.
NYC is like 114 Oklahomas rolled up into six square blocks.
by Assex 776 October 05, 2007
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congressional dyslexia

A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections
Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."
by Assex 776 October 05, 2013
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