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maynard

Zed's homosexual partner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."

A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.

Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.
Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?

No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.
by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
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rodney king riots

A disturbance/celebration that occurred in South Central Los Angeles from April 29 to May 1, 1992.

Millions of dollars of looted items.

Hundreds of people murdered or maimed including Reginald Denny

Sparked by the LAPD beating of black motorist Rodney King in 1991 and the subsequent acquital of all police officers involved in beating the suspect (King) after leading the police on a fifty mile car chase while high on crack cocaine.

Not to be confused with the Watts Riots in 1965, which had a political purpose other than burning up stores and killing every non-black person in sight while doing the NFL victory dance.
Rodney King Riots are the best term to describe the 1992 white/Korean kill spree that engulfed L.A. for three days. Rodney King gets all the credit for this disgraceful riot.
by Assex 776 September 27, 2007
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congressional dyslexia

A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections
Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."
by Assex 776 October 5, 2013
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NYC

The city that everyone else in America fears yet secretly admires and/or wants to visit.

A place where you can drop a cool million bucks in an afternoon buying things that will go out of style next week.

A town as culturally alien to the residents of Des Moines or Omaha as Moscow or Baghdad is and vice versa.

Where Jews outnumber Protestants 14 to 1. Heck, even Muslims and Hindus outnumber Protestants in NYC.

A place that elected Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani and will be forever blamed for anything either one of them does in the Oval Office.
NYC is like 114 Oklahomas rolled up into six square blocks.
by Assex 776 October 5, 2007
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