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Obama

The substitute for Jesus Christ among left-of-center Democrats.

Shorthand for Barack Hussein Obama (b. 1961, Somalia), the leader of one of the most successful religious cults since Jim Jones - the leader of the People's Temple in 1970s San Francisco (later Guyana, South America).

In 2008, Obama is overwhelmingly the mainstream media's choice for U.S. President.

The most successful politician currently in American politics.

When speaking of Obama it is considered racist to mention his Islamic origins or his middle name.

Barack Hussein Obama likes to be referred to as simply "Obama" much like Ioseb Vissarionovich Jugashvili liked to be called Stalin, the "man of steel." (See also: Nero, Caligula, Hitler, Mao, Che, Lenin, Marx, et al).

Currently claims membership in the cult-like Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, Illinois. The mission statement of this church is:

"We are an African people, and remain true to our native land, the mother continent, the cradle of civilization."
Master Obama said that the Sermon on the Mount was about homosexual marriage. No one in the media seemed to find this comment even the least bit controversial.
by Assex 776 March 10, 2008
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Kansas City Royals

A Major League Baseball team that was started by Ewing Kaufmann in 1973 in Kansas City, Missouri, which had been the home of the legendary Negro League champions, the KC Monarchs (1920 - 1962) - Jackie Robinson, Satchel Paige, Buck O'Neil, etc.

At first, the Royals lived up to the level of excellence set by the Monarchs. From 1973-1993, they won ten American League West penants, lost one World Series to the Philadelphia Phillies in 1980 and came back five years later to beat the St. Louis Cardinals in the I-70 Series. In 1980, third baseman George Brett had over a .400 batting average.

Other Royals megastars in the first two decades were:
1) Willie Wilson
2) Bret Saberhagen
3) Frank White
4) Al Hrabosky, the Mad Hungarian
5) Jorge Orta
6) Dane Iorg
7) Bo Jackson

After 1993, the Royals went into a slump and became one of the worst teams in MLB. This has been acutely painful to watch, if you were a fan of Royals Baseball in the 1970s and 1980s.
The decline of the once great Kansas City Royals has been like watching a Shakespearean tragedy. It's sad to see a team that was once at the top of the MLB fall to the bottom.

The Kansas City Royals consistently beat the Yankees in the '70s and '80s even with half their budget. This gave hope to kids across the country that baseball was fair and honest. Anyone with talent could rise to the top. Today that hope is lost.
by Assex 776 October 18, 2007
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homocore

Archaic c. 1985

A form of punk rock also known as queercore

Homocore artists:

1) MDC or Millions of Dead Cops
2) the Dicks
3) the Germs
4) Jello Biafra

Politically left-of-center and usually more macho than the mainstream gay music of the time - new wave or alternative

Now an insult which includes all the bands gay yuppies like, girls like and the emo groups
There's this cool homocore show in San Francisco. Lots of punks and skinheads will be there. You don't have to be queer to like the music, because it sounds just like aggressive hardcore punk rock.

My Chemical Romance is homocore
by Assex 776 October 22, 2007
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stay out of jail

A kickass Motorhead song from We Are Motorhead(2000)

A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.
I'm 17, and I weigh 97 lbs. I decided the best plan was to stay out of jail.
by Assex 776 January 3, 2008
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stay out of jail

A kickass Motorhead song from the CD "We Are Motorhead" (2000)

A good plan, if you want to preserve your anal virginity
I decided to stay out of jail, because I'm 17 and weigh 97 lbs.
by Assex 776 January 3, 2008
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bob berdella

A gay serial killer, who murdered about eight men from 1984-1988.

Bob Berdella wasn't caught, until a victim who had endured several days of fisting, felching, testicular electric torture and drano injections escaped wearing nothing but a dog collar with blood dripping from his violated anus.

Ran a shop in the Midtown ghetto of Kansas City, Missouri. The shop - Bob's Bizarre Bazaar - was where he displayed the skulls of his victims and other trophies.

Disposed of his victims in trash bags and/or fed them to his dumbass friends.

Somehow managed to be appointed as a substance abuse counselor by the Jackson County Municipal Court. Most of his victims also were drug addicts.

Berdella was active at least three years before Jeffrey Dahmer, who only got famous for killing black people, while Berdella was sweet on white guys.

Featured on Court TV, Geraldo Rivera's satanism specials, Arts and Entertainment Television, CrimeLibrary.com and a low-budget, indie film directed by Benjamin Meade named "James Ellroy presents: Bizare Bazaar."
Bob Berdella was a cheeky little fellow.

Not really. He was a big, fat, Kansas City faggot.
by Assex 776 September 16, 2007
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white trash people

A phrase used by Afrocentric racists, gays and liberals to stereotype working class, white Americans.

Historically the term described any Southern white, who was too friendly with "the coloreds," especially those whites involved in interracial sex.

Of course, white trash were too poor to afford slaves. Many white trash were indentured servants from backwater parts of Scotland and Ireland, who were slaves for seven years upon arrival in the New World.

In the late 1800s, the term "White Trash" was used by wealthy sharecroppers known as Redeemers or Bourbon Democrats to describe white populists, who were trying to politically mobilize blacks and poor whites.

The myth that the Redeemers propagated was that all poor whites were violent racists, who were in the Ku Klux Klan. In truth, the first Grand Dragon of the KKK was a wealthy slaveholder named Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Today, the white trash stereotype usually gets misapplied to the white underclass in rural US. Generally a person gets the label, if that person chooses not to attend church, vote Republican or own enough land. Listening to heavy metal music or reading Stephen King books may compound the negative image, so that a person gets sent to prison (Google: West Memphis Three).
White trash people maybe screw around, abuse drugs, and beat their wives or commit sex crimes. But not more often than the Republicans do.

Historical white trash people: Harry S. Truman, Bill Clinton, Elvis Presley, Abraham Lincoln and U.S. Grant.

White trash people are just another racial stereotype like the wetback, nigger and wild Injun stereotypes.
by Assex 776 January 11, 2008
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