diezel

cool, awsome, fun,

Look at the new car that's so diezel

by Ashley July 08, 2003

we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

Nicotine Stain

Brownish/Greenish stain made by fecal matter usually made by dingleberries rubbing against the tightie whities my father wears.

"Dad,why is your underwear brown?" "That, dear daughter, is a nicotine stain"

by ashley November 16, 2003

slotter

a dumb ass hoe who steals other peoples man!

alexis is a slotter cuz she took amandas man.

by ashley November 13, 2004

douchebag

someone who is so retarded and needs to be told because they are a stupid fuck

you are a douchebag

by Ashley January 31, 2004

Billie Joe Armstrong

Sexxiest man alive Lead singer and guitarist of the world's favorite punk band GREEN DAY(they give the best show) The American idiot pritty and demented at the same time

billie Joe= banging hotness

by Ashley March 07, 2005

frappy lappy

i was on a trip with a friend and we were at starbucks and the lady making our coffee...well we never saw her till we got the coffee and shr didnt speek english and she has a thick ass BLACK mustache and instead of saying "caremel frapaccino" she said "frappy lappy"

who ordered the frappy lappy ?

by ashley March 05, 2005