we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.
A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey
by Ashley December 23, 2003
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kapoochi

Female repoductive organ vagina coochiepussy
I'm feening for some kapoochi.
HEr kapoochi is good as fuck
by Ashley May 13, 2005
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molded

Man, wee smoked a blunt:We got so molded!
by ashley June 12, 2003
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Billie Joe Armstrong

Sexxiest man alive Lead singer and guitarist of the world's favorite punk band GREEN DAY(they give the best show) The American idiot pritty and demented at the same time
by Ashley March 07, 2005
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unicorn

When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
by ashley June 16, 2003
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Nicotine Stain

Brownish/Greenish stain made by fecal matter usually made by dingleberries rubbing against the tightie whities my father wears.
"Dad,why is your underwear brown?" "That, dear daughter, is a nicotine stain"
by ashley November 16, 2003
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slotter

alexis is a slotter cuz she took amandas man.
by ashley November 13, 2004
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