Ashley's definitions

Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.

"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.

by Ashley April 21, 2005

Daria

Whoever said that Daria was very gurlie/preppy and a bitch (IF u were referring to the same daria), You are SO wrong. Daria is VERY nice and an AWESOME friend to be with and talk with. Your just jealous because she's pretty and has lots of friends..unlike you STACEY and ???

Daria's awesome.

by Ashley January 11, 2004

shwack

to describe objects or things.

"I left my shwack at home."

by ashley May 8, 2003

denderfiliac

Having sex with a tree

Tree:I'm a tree
Nick:I know

by Ashley July 31, 2004

we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

kapoochi

Female repoductive organ vagina coochiepussy

I'm feening for some kapoochi.
HEr kapoochi is good as fuck

by Ashley May 13, 2005

diezel

cool, awsome, fun,

Look at the new car that's so diezel

by Ashley July 8, 2003