Asdf's definitions

mud cutting

Anal sex with someone who hasn't eliminated their bowles yet.

Mud cutting with Sarah wasn't as fun as I had hoped.

by asdf October 15, 2003

lamster

The object of Shawn Frison's affections.

Dio slid the chocolate eclair in his ass faster and faster, moaning and grunting softly. "Lamster, lamster, lamster! Oh god, you can write my javascript anytime! Oh yeah!"

by asdf October 31, 2003

prep time

the use of time to prepare for any event. Most notably by Batman, Dr Doom and whoever is currently being obsesseved over by the homos at SRK

Prep time is for cum dumpsters like Macguyver and Jack Bauer. Doom never loses

by asdf November 18, 2003

Agnelio

Chupa pollas

Comemela ke viene agnelio

by asdf November 20, 2003

Phat Fucking Beats

Beats the happen to be phat and fucking at the same time.

Pump up those phat fucking beats At0m.

by Asdf November 29, 2003

blame canada

Something that all stupid americans say when they can't solve their own damn problems!!!

Bill Clinton

by asdf December 2, 2003

the gaps

Gay Anal Poop Sex

quaids got the gaps

by asdf December 5, 2003