Asdf's definitions

wack

the act of stroking your genitals to an erection, then in rythmic pattern stroke genitals to orgasm.

everyone wacks it to catdog.

by asdf August 9, 2003

lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 12, 2002

cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

by asdf December 7, 2003

clint eastwood

only the coooollllesttt mother fucker in the south!

ho bitch you mad fly just like my dawg clint eastwood...

by asdf November 17, 2002

pio

some guy that goes to ruhs

And then he asked,"What's a pio?"

by asdf March 16, 2005

meat slap

To slap with one's penis

"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."

by asdf December 12, 2002

Lostprophets

A welsh band consisting of 6 members, having released two full CDs on columbia records. Their first cd was called "The Fake Sound of Progress", their second "Start Something." They were relativaly unknown until their second cd, which clear channel sucked up like the goddamn cock suckers they are. Lostprophets have been compared to Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, and Papa Roach. They play alterinatve rock, with a little hardcore. "startsomething" came out on febuary 3rd, 2004, and multiple songs from that cd were played on the radio, exploding their popularity levels. Since then, those to CDs remain the only released, however more are expected.

"Lostprophets are an excellent welsh band who play alternitive rock."

by asdf September 30, 2004