Splat

To die from falling.

He fell off the building and splatted.

by Asadefa August 24, 2020

Hit someone's jewel

To kick someone in the balls

He hit someone's jewels! Smack! OOW!

by Asadefa September 18, 2020

Hit someone's jewel

To kick someone in the balls

I hit someone's jewel today. They yelled "Ow, my balls!"

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

2

The number of genders/sexes there are

There are 2 genders, male and female

Any other is made up nonsense

by Asadefa August 30, 2021

Balls

Spherical objects

All objects on Earth are made of tiny balls called atoms

by Asadefa August 30, 2021

Wood

What trees are made out of

What else wood wood mean?

Trees are made of wood

People cut down trees for the wood to make houses and furniture

by Asadefa August 30, 2021

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020