caligula's horse

Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.

"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

mack

Slang 'gangsta' term for masturbation.

Despite the tough talk, us gangstas can't get none for real, so we spends all our time macking off.

by Arthur September 14, 2003

peacenik

A relatively unoffensive insult used by dumb people to insult members of the anti-war movement.

Idiot: You're a peacenik
Peacenik: and?

by Arthur October 05, 2003

Hempstead

The place where you geta shot.

"In ah' Hempstead, you getta shot"

by Arthur March 11, 2004

the pogues

Simply one of the greatest bands of all time. No joke.

Check out any of their albums. Brilliant writing

by Arthur April 18, 2005

Cow

To cow (verb):
Derived from Bart Simpson's expression, "don't have a cow, man." Essentially, "to cow" is "to bitch" or "to freak." It is often used as a term of derision for ones mother.

"Dude! Vince's mom found his stash last night, and she was totally cowing, man."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

baboonish

Baboonish (adjective):
Relating to the behavior of a baboon. Qualifier to describe wild and irrational actions, particularly while high or drunk.

"Damn, last night Trey ate some shrooms then pissed in the punch bowl."
"Yeah, he acts pretty baboonish when he's messed."

by Arthur September 28, 2003