Art Vandalay's definitions

Djuzla

The shorthand Australian slang for a hotel or pub whose premises title specifically begins with "The duke of..."

I, Diamond Joe Quimby, hereby declare that The Duke Of Wellington Hotel be known from this day forward as "The Djuzla"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Bilch

A word derived from billy, a Bilch is a device that facilitates the need for smoke to be filtered through a section of tubing, half immersed in water and enclosed by a casing of some description.

"Bilch" may also be used to term a freshly packed cone.
See also - bong

Goin to have a bilch with the Asian at the affair?

Thats a phat bilch you scumbag.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

R-ey

An RSL Club. Specifically a venue where congregations of elderly people manifest into a mass congestion daily at 4pm for the earlybird dinner session; at which time any individual standing in the direct line of fire in the buffet will be trampled by several prosthetic and non-prosthetic limbs.

Come down to the R-ey for a poke old mate

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Art Vandalay

(Seinfeld) An imaginary character dreamed up by George and Jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. It's such a nice name I decided to change mine, so I did. Now it's my name. Sorry, Jerry.

by Art Vandalay March 29, 2003

Newy

Shorthand slang to describe the city of Newcastle, Australia. A term generally only used by locals of the region.

Lets go into newy for a skate

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Puzla

A Puzla is an individual whose homosexual desires outbalance the need for social stability

Bonus is quite the puzla.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Pezla

See Pez - Diego
A word specifically designed to appropriate a smaller quantity than desired of a certain product, item or entity

"Zigga, how bout i pack the next one up...cause that last cone was a fuckin pezla!"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003