Bilch

A word derived from billy, a Bilch is a device that facilitates the need for smoke to be filtered through a section of tubing, half immersed in water and enclosed by a casing of some description.

"Bilch" may also be used to term a freshly packed cone.
See also - bong

Goin to have a bilch with the Asian at the affair?

Thats a phat bilch you scumbag.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

R-ey

An RSL Club. Specifically a venue where congregations of elderly people manifest into a mass congestion daily at 4pm for the earlybird dinner session; at which time any individual standing in the direct line of fire in the buffet will be trampled by several prosthetic and non-prosthetic limbs.

Come down to the R-ey for a poke old mate

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Newy

Shorthand slang to describe the city of Newcastle, Australia. A term generally only used by locals of the region.

Lets go into newy for a skate

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Kirrence

A word derived from the Australian kiff used to describe the overall mediocrities within a series of events, or entities.

Redmundo's stash was quite kirrence due to lack of funds

by Art Vandalay November 22, 2003

bonus

An individual who has the personality traits of a sheep, whilst still managing to upset the friendship equillibrium in any peer group.

James's tyres will be deflated because he is such a bonus!

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

scatterbrain

The add-on effects of being scattered. Mass congestion of lost axons in the brain due to copious drug consumption. Scatterbrain differs from being scattered in that thought processing is realistically unachievable and conversation comprehension is below that of a heavyweight boxer.
See also - Scat - (Diego)

Fresh-C, suffering from the symptoms of scatterbrain, had to do a glassy shift in at the R-ey, but the resultant jubilation of hooking up a root was hastidly polarised by the fact that 74 Schooner Glasses are now causing elderly vets to slip discs.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Puzla

A Puzla is an individual whose homosexual desires outbalance the need for social stability

Bonus is quite the puzla.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003