Art Vandalay's definitions

Art Vandalay

(Seinfeld) An imaginary character dreamed up by George and Jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. It's such a nice name I decided to change mine, so I did. Now it's my name. Sorry, Jerry.

by Art Vandalay March 29, 2003

Bilch

A word derived from billy, a Bilch is a device that facilitates the need for smoke to be filtered through a section of tubing, half immersed in water and enclosed by a casing of some description.

"Bilch" may also be used to term a freshly packed cone.
See also - bong

Goin to have a bilch with the Asian at the affair?

Thats a phat bilch you scumbag.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

R-ey

An RSL Club. Specifically a venue where congregations of elderly people manifest into a mass congestion daily at 4pm for the earlybird dinner session; at which time any individual standing in the direct line of fire in the buffet will be trampled by several prosthetic and non-prosthetic limbs.

Come down to the R-ey for a poke old mate

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

bonus

An individual who has the personality traits of a sheep, whilst still managing to upset the friendship equillibrium in any peer group.

James's tyres will be deflated because he is such a bonus!

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

old mate

Old Mate can be used to isolate a single individual out of a returned servicemen's earlybird dinner special at the local.

Oy old mate, You. Me. Outside the R-ey. Right Now.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Mouldy Snatch

A scab-layered encrusted coating over the female vaginal area causing a build-up of secreted moisture to form mould over the surrounding snatch.

I ain't touchin that chicks mouldy snatch with a forty-foot pole.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

old cheese

Term used to greet a close friend who doesn't deserve the greeting old mate.

"What's happenin old cheese"

by Art Vandalay November 24, 2003