Definitions by Arnold Shwartinager

Father

Person who went to buy milk one day... and NEVER CAME BACK.

My father... isn't here

Father by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022

Technoblade 

An American youtuber who became popular for making Minecraft videos. He is the true ruler of the Dream SMP and absolutely dogged on Dream in there 1 v 1. He majored English in college and is also a profound philosopher. He is famous in the philosophy community for his deep thoughts on the status of Hypixel Skyblock.

Child: "Do you know who Technoblade is?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Child: "Because Dream is better than him,"
Me: "No he is not you uneducated Stan"

Technoblade by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022

Antartica 

Cold

Kid: "have you ever been to Antartica?"
Me "No... but I have seen ur mom"

Antartica by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022