Arnie Schiffer's definitions

obama

1. In bowling; a gutter ball. 2. In bowling; a person who throws too many gutter balls. 3. In bowling; a seriously bad bowler.

Examples: 1. Crap! I threw another Obama. 2. Another gutter ball? Who are you? Obama? 3. I don't know if I want him on my team because he bowls like Obama.

by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

Skeezed

Military term (commonly used in the late 1980s) for a service member who skips out of work all the time.

1. While the rest of us were cleaning the barracks for inspection, Private Smith skeezed out again by going to sick call.

by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

swoop

Common use in '80s/'90s. The act of a military service member driving a long distance to get home for a 72 or 96 hour liberty/holiday weekend. It is initiated as soon as the liberty starts, and the service member returns home just before the liberty ends. The act itself is a non-stop rush to make it home, enjoy time away, and return back to base. The drive involves no delays other than to stop for gas and is usually at least 7 or more hours each way.

Corporal Davis is going to swoop home for the Memorial Day weekend.

by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

black monkey wagon

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.

He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Black Monkey Wagon.

by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

Big Monkey Wagon

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.

He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Big Monkey Wagon.

by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

pook

1. A yound one's fart. 2. What you tell a child when they fart. 3. The noise of a fart when it's short, quick, sharp, and dry.

Mother telling child, "You make pook!"

by Arnie Schiffer May 11, 2008

fucknut

A nut on a vehicle, or other mechanical device, in a group of nuts that's usually the last nut to remove but gets rounded off presenting you with bigger problems.

Four lugnuts on my wheel came off easy, but the fifth & last one is all rounded off & I now I'm fucked... Stupid fucknut!

by Arnie Schiffer May 11, 2008