Arnie Grape's definitions

tonsilwrecktomy

The painful procedure of helping someone who suffers from the result of trying to take a giant cock down their throat.

No amount of ice cream will make her feel better after this tonsilwrecktomy.

by Arnie Grape August 10, 2023

four-fit

four-fit (v) – The act of a woman giving up on a relationship because her man has a penis size of four inches or smaller.

My girlfriend decided to four-fit our relationship because of her experiences as a porn star.

by Arnie Grape December 15, 2021

owl taxidermy

The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.

Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.

by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021

de-rection

The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.

My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.

by Arnie Grape March 1, 2021

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

garage mirage

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.

by Arnie Grape May 11, 2021

Gregnancy

When a man, who presents himself as a woman, claims to be pregnant.

I knew I wasn't the father because his gregnancy results proved that he was a guy.

by Arnie Grape February 22, 2019