Arnie Grape's definitions

pigtales

Stories told by men about the fat and disgusting women they have had sex with.

Some of the best times of my life have been getting drunk and comparing pigtales with my buddies.

by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021

cuntseed

When a woman finally gives in to a man's desire to fuck her raw and cum inside of her.

After explaining how much condoms ruin the experience, and of course how much he truly loved her, Julie finally decided to cuntseed to her boyfriend's request.

by Arnie Grape May 10, 2022

Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023

sksam

The Bizarro World's logic of not wearing protective masks during Covid-19 and the effort towards preventing infection.

Someone like you, who has the mentality of a sksam, is the reason why I can't go to my favorite bar or restaurant!

by Arnie Grape February 23, 2021

conorrhea

An infectious disease that often infects young and stupid MMA "fans" who can't tell the difference between real MMA fighters and fake - ass poster boy frauds.

The commercialization of MMA is directly responsible for the spread of conorrhea among the new TMZ generation fans of MMA.

by Arnie Grape July 31, 2020

garage mirage

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.

by Arnie Grape May 11, 2021