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by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023
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Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
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Someone like you, who has the mentality of a sksam, is the reason why I can't go to my favorite bar or restaurant!
by Arnie Grape February 23, 2021
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The smug cop who stopped me for no reason knew he was fucked when I told him that our interaction was not a consensual encounter.
by Arnie Grape March 4, 2021
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You could tell be her eyes that the fat woman wanted to go crazy at the buffet, but she held back because her pignity kicked in.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2021
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My teenage son tried to tell me that I was going through a midlife crisis. I explained to him that his no-stalgia life of "Facebook friends" and cybersex made that "virtually" impossible. I laughed and he cried.
by Arnie Grape June 15, 2021
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