Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 22, 2020
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Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
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The Four Remorsemen

The four incurable sexually transmitted diseases (Hep B, Herpes, HIV, and HPV) that instantly makes a person regret having unprotected sex upon diagnosis and represents a sexual plague for all humankind who want to screw condom - free.
The affect of COVID-19 will pale in comparison to that of the havoc created by The Four Remorsemen.
by Arnie Grape May 14, 2021
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coal wool

The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."
Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!
by Arnie Grape April 12, 2022
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consensual encounter

This is as much of a definition as it is a public service announcement for all of my other fellow ethnic brothers, sisters, and other "suspicious looking individuals" who are trying to mind their own business while living their lives; Definition- When a citizen (typically a minority) can terminate any interaction with another individual (typically a cop) without incriminating themselves.
The smug cop who stopped me for no reason knew he was fucked when I told him that our interaction was not a consensual encounter.
by Arnie Grape March 05, 2021
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de-rection

The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.
My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.
by Arnie Grape March 02, 2021
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you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.
My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.
by Arnie Grape June 17, 2021
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