Arnie Grape's definitions

wombstone

Another word for abortion.

Me and my paw didn't have to worry about a burial plot cuz we found a hanger and performed a wombstone!

by Arnie Grape May 16, 2021

boweling ball

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.

I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.

by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021

COVERT-19

When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.

The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.

by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021

grandsomware

When a younger person uses their computer knowledge to scam an older person out of their money online.

India has a major problem with grandsomware.

by Arnie Grape May 21, 2021

training brah

An adolescent young male who discovers breasts, and he unwittingly becomes trained by every female he meets to do whatever she says in hopes of gaining potential visual and physical contact with them.

My buddy never grew out of his training brah years, so I never tell him when I'm going to the strip club.

by Arnie Grape May 30, 2021

kris-cross dresser

A person who wears the clothing of the opposite sex, but he or she wears the clothing backwards in order to symbolize the outdated and repressive social norms of the past.

I felt embarrassed that I put on my bra backwards, but I played it off by saying I was a kris-cross dresser.

by Arnie Grape May 31, 2021

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021