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palm-n-joi

Pornographic material made for individuals who have a jerk off instruction fetish.
Sometimes I feel like a nutt, and when I do, there's nothing more satisfying than a palm-n-joi! If I want something different, then I can also enjoy something featuring mounds.
by Arnie Grape June 29, 2023
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Girth Control Pill

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021
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pignity

When a fat person goes out to eat, but he or she refuses to stuff their face in order to save some face.
You could tell be her eyes that the fat woman wanted to go crazy at the buffet, but she held back because her pignity kicked in.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2021
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no-stalgia

The current life and times of today's generation that cause older people to embrace death rather than fear it.
My teenage son tried to tell me that I was going through a midlife crisis. I explained to him that his no-stalgia life of "Facebook friends" and cybersex made that "virtually" impossible. I laughed and he cried.
by Arnie Grape June 15, 2021
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PC-13

A pre-teen, who was raised by ultra- politically correct parents, and was excessively protected from foul language, extreme violence, sexual situations, and any other adult material.
Seeing a PG-13 move almost killed my PC-13 friend.
by Arnie Grape April 21, 2022
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Flabstract Art

The pictorial was supposed to be viewed as beautiful and courageous, but it was "largely" considered to be nothing more than Flabstract Art.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2019
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tonsilwrecktomy

The painful procedure of helping someone who suffers from the result of trying to take a giant cock down their throat.
No amount of ice cream will make her feel better after this tonsilwrecktomy.
by Arnie Grape August 10, 2023
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