58 definitions by Arnie Grape

When a younger person uses their computer knowledge to scam an older person out of their money online.
India has a major problem with grandsomware.
by Arnie Grape May 22, 2021
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A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.
I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.
by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021
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A standard bath tub that has been sprayed with multiple rounds from a young man dealing with puberty.
When your son has an extended clip, a jackuzi is one of the most traumatizing scenes you will ever witness.
by Arnie Grape May 14, 2021
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A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.
Hookers are more likely to let "Johns" go raw if he has a pop peyronie.
by Arnie Grape May 1, 2021
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Pornographic material made for individuals who have a jerk off instruction fetish.
Sometimes I feel like a nutt, and when I do, there's nothing more satisfying than a palm-n-joi! If I want something different, then I can also enjoy something featuring mounds.
by Arnie Grape June 30, 2023
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When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.
The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.
by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021
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A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.
I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.
by Arnie Grape February 23, 2019
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