Arnie Grape's definitions

jackuzi

A standard bath tub that has been sprayed with multiple rounds from a young man dealing with puberty.

When your son has an extended clip, a jackuzi is one of the most traumatizing scenes you will ever witness.

by Arnie Grape May 14, 2021

cruelogy

A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.

I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.

by Arnie Grape February 23, 2019

COVERT-19

When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.

The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.

by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021

Twink Towers

A 9 inch man getting blown up by an 11 inch man!

Twink Towers are a sight that makes you sick to your stomach, and you never want to see it again!

by Arnie Grape December 7, 2023

SORDID-19

The excessive amount of internet porn men have been watching due to the lockdown of COVID-19.

I didn't think I had a problem with internet porn until SORDID-19.

by Arnie Grape February 22, 2021

I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.

After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.

by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021

Z-Brah

The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.

None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.

by Arnie Grape September 10, 2022