Arnie Grape's definitions

Crash Test Gummy

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.

I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.

by Arnie Grape June 9, 2021

Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

pigtales

Stories told by men about the fat and disgusting women they have had sex with.

Some of the best times of my life have been getting drunk and comparing pigtales with my buddies.

by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021

de-rection

The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.

My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.

by Arnie Grape March 1, 2021

owl taxidermy

The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.

Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.

by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021

consensual encounter

This is as much of a definition as it is a public service announcement for all of my other fellow ethnic brothers, sisters, and other "suspicious looking individuals" who are trying to mind their own business while living their lives; Definition- When a citizen (typically a minority) can terminate any interaction with another individual (typically a cop) without incriminating themselves.

The smug cop who stopped me for no reason knew he was fucked when I told him that our interaction was not a consensual encounter.

by Arnie Grape March 4, 2021

Flabstract Art

A derogatory term for when a plus-size model poses nude.

The pictorial was supposed to be viewed as beautiful and courageous, but it was "largely" considered to be nothing more than Flabstract Art.

by Arnie Grape February 26, 2019