Arnie Grape's definitions

four-fit

four-fit (v) – The act of a woman giving up on a relationship because her man has a penis size of four inches or smaller.

My girlfriend decided to four-fit our relationship because of her experiences as a porn star.

by Arnie Grape December 15, 2021

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

tonsilwrecktomy

The painful procedure of helping someone who suffers from the result of trying to take a giant cock down their throat.

No amount of ice cream will make her feel better after this tonsilwrecktomy.

by Arnie Grape August 10, 2023

A.Y.C.B.B.

The A.Y.C.B.B. stands for the All You Can Beat Buffet. The A.Y.C.B.B. donates outdated porno DVDs to areas that have limited to no internet access.

I was feeling charitable this year, so I donated all of my 90's and early 2000's porno DVD's to the A.Y.C.B.B. Giving does feel better than receiving, and after watching these DVD's, hopefully these deserving people will feel the same way too.

by Arnie Grape February 24, 2021

jizzphagia

The unofficial term for cock suckers who have difficulties swallowing cum.

I love my girl, but we need to seek "professional help" so she can deal with her jizzphagia.

by Arnie Grape November 16, 2021

50 Scents

When someone can tell which state a woman is from based on the smell of her pussy.

I might not have a "Magic Stick," but because of my 50 Scents, I know which states to go to when I want to eat out some fresh pussy.

by Arnie Grape October 8, 2021

an S-perm Hairstyle

The tangled and encrusted hairstyle of a woman who has taken multiple cumshots in her hair, and its appearance will remain the same for hours unless she takes an immediate shower.

The most experienced bukkake actresses know to immediately jump in the shower after a scene in order to avoid an S-perm Hairstyle.

by Arnie Grape June 22, 2021