Arnie Grape's definitions

cuntseed

When a woman finally gives in to a man's desire to fuck her raw and cum inside of her.

After explaining how much condoms ruin the experience, and of course how much he truly loved her, Julie finally decided to cuntseed to her boyfriend's request.

by Arnie Grape May 10, 2022

COVERT-19

When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.

The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.

by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021

sub scrubbers

No talent hacks who run a YouTube Channel, but they can't attract any viewers or subscribers of their own, so they subscribe to another popular channel in order to direct people to theirs.

Once my You Tube Channel became popular, I knew I needed a Mod to exterminate all of the sub scrubbers.

by Arnie Grape September 7, 2021

Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

ass tryst

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.

Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.

by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021

SORDID-19

The diseases infecting young people 19 and under that have nothing to do with COVID-19.

SORDID-19 is much more infectious and contagious among the young and stupid than COVID-19.

by Arnie Grape February 20, 2021

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021