Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

Getting a PBJ

When you get a blowjob with peanut butter smeared across your dick.

I knew that she was a feature hooker when she told me that I was Getting a PBJ!

by Arnie Grape October 16, 2019

garage mirage

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.

by Arnie Grape May 11, 2021

conorrhea

An infectious disease that often infects young and stupid MMA "fans" who can't tell the difference between real MMA fighters and fake - ass poster boy frauds.

The commercialization of MMA is directly responsible for the spread of conorrhea among the new TMZ generation fans of MMA.

by Arnie Grape July 31, 2020

go ogle

The Pre-Internet method that older pervs had to use in order to stare at, and get off to, unattainable attractive women.

I didn't have the Internet or Google Search when I was younger, so I had to go ogle women at the beach or strip clubs.

by Arnie Grape June 08, 2021

Gregnancy

When a man, who presents himself as a woman, claims to be pregnant.

I knew I wasn't the father because his gregnancy results proved that he was a guy.

by Arnie Grape February 22, 2019

screech reach

When an actor / actress can't reach the same level of success portraying a role as an adult that they achieved as a child.

Dusin Diamond (Screech) serves as the example for fellow childhood actors / actresses, such as Gary Coleman, Emmanuel Lewis, Soleil Moon Frye, The Olsen Twins, and Jaleel White, of those who will always suffer from screech reach.

by Arnie Grape February 25, 2021