The Four Remorsemen

The four incurable sexually transmitted diseases (Hep B, Herpes, HIV, and HPV) that instantly makes a person regret having unprotected sex upon diagnosis and represents a sexual plague for all humankind who want to screw condom - free.
The affect of COVID-19 will pale in comparison to that of the havoc created by The Four Remorsemen.
by Arnie Grape May 14, 2021
Get the The Four Remorsemen mug.

coal wool

The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."
Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!
by Arnie Grape April 12, 2022
Get the coal wool mug.

consensual encounter

This is as much of a definition as it is a public service announcement for all of my other fellow ethnic brothers, sisters, and other "suspicious looking individuals" who are trying to mind their own business while living their lives; Definition- When a citizen (typically a minority) can terminate any interaction with another individual (typically a cop) without incriminating themselves.
The smug cop who stopped me for no reason knew he was fucked when I told him that our interaction was not a consensual encounter.
by Arnie Grape March 05, 2021
Get the consensual encounter mug.

sksam

The Bizarro World's logic of not wearing protective masks during Covid-19 and the effort towards preventing infection.
Someone like you, who has the mentality of a sksam, is the reason why I can't go to my favorite bar or restaurant!
by Arnie Grape February 24, 2021
Get the sksam mug.

de-rection

The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.
My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.
by Arnie Grape March 02, 2021
Get the de-rection mug.

tonsilwrecktomy

The painful procedure of helping someone who suffers from the result of trying to take a giant cock down their throat.
No amount of ice cream will make her feel better after this tonsilwrecktomy.
by Arnie Grape August 10, 2023
Get the tonsilwrecktomy mug.

Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 22, 2020
Get the Lap-Band Dance mug.