April's definitions

tomx

A loser who is attracted to Canadians. Has moved up to internet "dating" vezzy with her damaged vagina due to a kid being shoved thru it. Wants to be step-dad and diddle the kid when its old enough.

Tomx wanted to bang April, but settled for the loser, Vezzy.

by April September 23, 2004

Hereford Highschool

Hereford High's sports teams are full of cheaters. If they arent winning they find a way to cheat. They have nothing else to do out there besides milk cows thats why they are good at sports.

like having "trouble" with the clock...
amongest other things

by April April 6, 2005

Jack Johnson

singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.

'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'

by April August 3, 2004

Naughty Librarian

A hottie with a brain. A little buttoned down but hot under the collar. Glasses a plus but not a requirement.

Liv Tyler, Claire Danes, Natalie Portman, Julia Stiles,

by April March 8, 2004

Fub

crush; A guy/girl that you are crushing on, but you don't want to like that person. So you want to have the fub ended right away.

Tyson is Tori's fub, but he is a preppy jock who is an A**-hole.

by April March 18, 2004

A looney

A crazy person; and or; a sphycotic man

---wierd little boy dances in street with his mother---
Person 1- wow...who's that?
person2-...a looney.

by April January 14, 2005

gizz

Cum, semen, sperm, man-juice, penis nectar, spooge, man-milk, spunk. The ejaculatory secretion of a penis.

"Jason jacked of on me and now I've got gizz all through my hair."

by April December 7, 2003