April's definitions

Naughty Librarian

A hottie with a brain. A little buttoned down but hot under the collar. Glasses a plus but not a requirement.

Liv Tyler, Claire Danes, Natalie Portman, Julia Stiles,

by April March 8, 2004

gizz

Cum, semen, sperm, man-juice, penis nectar, spooge, man-milk, spunk. The ejaculatory secretion of a penis.

"Jason jacked of on me and now I've got gizz all through my hair."

by April December 7, 2003

Jack Johnson

singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.

'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'

by April August 3, 2004

terrrorist

Someone who obviously can't spell terrorist correctly. There's only two 'r's, not three, you morons.

Marsha lost the spelling bee because she was too retarded to realize that the word "terrorist" is spelled with two 'r's instead of three.

by April February 27, 2004

Papa Roach

1.)One of April's favorite bands.

1.)Fuck everyone elses opinion, I like Papa Roach, and that's all that matters. Don't make me go April on you...

by April December 22, 2004

Gel

calm down

Gel bruv no need 2 get angry

by April May 24, 2004

Barbies

Suburban, preppy girls or women who like to max out their father's/husband's Visa cards on a daily basis. Usually White, they use phrases like, "Oh my God," on a regular basis, and have usually never done a good day's work in their lives.

The Barbies spent entire day at the mall, checking out hotties at Abercrombie & Fitch before getting an iced chai to go.

by April March 13, 2004